Coherent Stream of Consciousness
I'm so tired that I'm having a hard time breathing. But do I sleep? No, I do homework. Like the good little lab rat student i am. Though I'm not sure that one is causing the other but I don't think that enough oxygen is getting to my brain for me to logically think the problem out.
And it's not like it hurts to breath, it feels as if I'm just not doing it as much. Like I'm taking slow small breaths rather than the average size and speed. A small part of my mind just leans back in it's lounge chair and thinks, well I'm not sure I feel like breathing... that's kinda what it's like if you wanted to see the feeling personified and in a tropical island.. cause where else does one lounge and feel as if you've got not a care in the world, Hawaii.
Trust me I know cause I've been there. It's nice you should go sometime. And if you don't mind letting only one side of you tan really nicely, I recommend snorkeling. It's the best thing ever, and it's exercise so it'll offset all the eating you do. That way you can go on a vacation and come back not feeling guilty about the massive amounts of food you gorged on.
Besides you'll save a little bit of cash when you don't have to go purchase that one size up wardrobe. And no one likes to do that, buying a bunch of clothing that's similar to what you already own but a size larger is quite the downer. Makes you feel like a fatty patty. And lazy. Generally vacations that you need to shift the wardrobe for means you did little to no movement and that always makes me feel lazy.
Kinda like I feel right now, only for more than just eating to much. In fact I don't think I've eaten enough to tell you the truth. maybe I'll go do that. Eggs and chorizo will lift up my spirits. Sadly, I have one egg left and two eggs worth of chorizo, but, I'm sure that I'll make it work. It's all tasty anyway that it's put together really. Perhaps I'll throw flour into it and make it a bit more like a bread than eggs and chorizo. Then I would save steps by not having to toast bread. I could save more time if I was an inventor.
My spork idea could be the space conservation idea of the century. All your utensils in one nice little easy to carry package. And if everyone carried them around then perhaps they might even get rid of utensils at restaurants, it might save water and cleaning time. But that's way to revolutionary for me really, I don't want to cause a restaurant upheaval, I just want to spread the joy of the Spork.
That and the joy of my latest little idea, Caitlin can attest to it, I thought of it in Dance and World Cultures. A switch blade Zippo. Fire AND Knives, together the way they were meant to be. Brethren split from one another sometime after creation and now finally brought back together in the way that behooves perfection. Sure I know that firey blades aren't a super new thing, but I have yet to see a Zippo style lighter with a switch blade in it. I've yet to seriously think about the mechanism, but I'm meaning for the blade and the fire to be used both together and separately. It would be like having three awesome things together as one. Fire, blades and fire blades... yes that would be glorious.
Almost as glorious as the neat necklace that I created for myself. It is the simplest in design and concept that I've come up with yet, but the most fun and just plain wonderful. I have created my Hot Wheel’s necklace. With nothing more than an interesting car and some hemp I have made an advance in the random necklace creation world. It’s beautiful if I do say so myself. I'm very proud. And it is glorious. Really though it only surpasses the switchblade Zippo because of the fact that the SBZippo doesn't exist currently and the HWNecklace does. You can't be cool if you've yet to be created, as I always say.