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Sep 03, 2005 09:22

unseenoyster: hmmm

Auto response from Gsmurf316: No one loves you.

They're just pretending to be nice. But they talk bad about you after you leave the room.

You're gonna die alone.

unseenoyster: that's just the happiest away message... *scarcasm*
Gsmurf316 returned at 9:13:25 PM.
Gsmurf316: guess where its from
Gsmurf316: my away message
unseenoyster: well there's something similar to it in hilary duff but I highly doubth that that's where it's from.
Gsmurf316: no not at all
unseenoyster: My first guess would be slipknot..
Gsmurf316: nope
unseenoyster: then I'm out of guess.. can't keep bands in my mind
Gsmurf316: aqua teen!
Gsmurf316: what else?
unseenoyster: ah right, that sould have been my second guess
Gsmurf316: too bad it wasn't
Gsmurf316: hey where all going to the beach on sunday if u wanna go
unseenoyster: really... I was thinking of going to a beach this weekend crazy coinqidinky ... sure..
unseenoyster: which beach?
Gsmurf316: i dunno
Gsmurf316: wherever holty drives to
Gsmurf316: and we can celebrate ur bday too
unseenoyster: ha cool! But I'd need to know cause I don't think I'd be in Hoty's car.. at least it'd be easier if I wasn't/.... I think
Gsmurf316: i'll talk to holty more about it
unseenoyster: cool beans
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Gsmurf316: that was a lot of sleep
unseenoyster: It was hibernation for a short period of time
Gsmurf316: is that why u horded all the nuts within 50 miles?
unseenoyster: sure.. I was going for bear but squireely
Gsmurf316: squirrely! like in aqua teen
Gsmurf316: but then meatwad kills him after he gives him a hug cuz he has so much electricity built in him cuz shake left him in the dryer for 3 days
unseenoyster: that's sad
unseenoyster: no hibernation for that one
Gsmurf316: thats funny as hell
Gsmurf316: and then they have to conduct a balloonism and he makes the balloon look like squirrely
unseenoyster: I don't remember some of that.
unseenoyster: I just remember the in the dryer for three days thing
Gsmurf316: u've seen that one?
unseenoyster: Apparently.. but only parts. You do have to remember that Aqua teen came on at a time when I would lie in bed and watch till I feel asleep.. so yeah.. I don't remember full eps
Gsmurf316: well i've seen it several times so maybe thats why i know it so well
Gsmurf316: so did u get all the info about the beach?
unseenoyster: I havn't checked my e-mail yet... but I will in a few seconds
Gsmurf316: i think holty's secretary sent it
unseenoyster: Holty's secretary?
Gsmurf316: yes he has an imaginary secretary thats a sheep
Gsmurf316: but it doesn't have a name just a serial number
Gsmurf316: and i have an imaginary goat janitor named floyd
unseenoyster: Very cool. Where did you guys acquire these things?
unseenoyster: er um.. animals..
Gsmurf316: its a secret society we're involved in
Gsmurf316: but i guess its not secret now that i told u it exists
unseenoyster: Oh I'm a groupie
Gsmurf316: well still we must kill you
unseenoyster: that's not nice
Gsmurf316: sorry but its the rules
Gsmurf316: i won't kill you personally but someone will be there within the hour
unseenoyster: well I guess I'm gonna have to get witness protection again
Gsmurf316: lol again?
unseenoyster: yeah I could never tell you before but I was a part of alien research. Child genious some might say..
unseenoyster: but when the hippies found out..
unseenoyster: we got shut down
unseenoyster: hippies can be some crazy mother fuckers
Gsmurf316: i never knew hippies were like that
Gsmurf316: i figured they would welcome the aliens
unseenoyster: no one does
unseenoyster: it's all just a ruse to be biggoted against aliens
Gsmurf316: i would have never guessed
unseenoyster: they're dan good at what they do. Get a couple of idiots with loud mouths and make everyone were long hair and they'd never take you seriously.
Gsmurf316: do they work for the cia or something
Gsmurf316: or is it a private group?
unseenoyster: the hippies are a private organization.
Gsmurf316: craziness
unseenoyster: you know what else is crazy? Harry Potter in spanish.
Gsmurf316: i'm sure harry potter has been translated into many languages
Gsmurf316: probably even klingon
unseenoyster: I'm talking about in the movie.. It's running in spainsh
unseenoyster: I swear I hit enter like an eon ago
Gsmurf316: sure u did
Gsmurf316: must be in that other dimension
unseenoyster: di20 ... yeah maybe
unseenoyster: I didn't get that e-mial by the way
unseenoyster: that sheep or whatever failed
Gsmurf316: oh ok well we're going to that same beach we went to last time
Gsmurf316: stupid sheep
Gsmurf316: they can't do anything right
unseenoyster: I don't know how to get to that beach... Holty drove last time
Gsmurf316: and we were gonna see if we could meet at ur house or something
unseenoyster: my house?
Gsmurf316: yeah he said u were closest
unseenoyster: I don't plan on being at my house
unseenoyster: I would still be here I think
Gsmurf316: well dammit
Gsmurf316: ummmmmmm
Gsmurf316: ur not coming home for ur bday or anything?
unseenoyster: I'm coming home I just planned on leaving saturday night and comeing back here.
Gsmurf316: hmmmmmm
unseenoyster: I guess I could stay the night
Gsmurf316: i should talk to holty
Gsmurf316: i suck at planning stuff
unseenoyster: same here. I think it would be fine. Only problem is I might not be in a very happy mood. And the mood of the whole house might be yucky
Gsmurf316: why is that?
unseenoyster: My mom went to the hospital the other day for severe back pain. And when I went home she was ling on the couch
unseenoyster: it just made me really sad
unseenoyster: and then I started crying cause she was really in pain and I couldn't do anything..
unseenoyster: It's not fun
Gsmurf316: well we'll try to cheer u up
Gsmurf316: u still sad?
unseenoyster: kinda. just one of those things I push away to not think about
unseenoyster: it's gonna be one of the suckyest birthdays
Gsmurf316: well we'll try to do something
Gsmurf316: did u know pee wee herman is 53 years old?
unseenoyster: whoa that's really old
Gsmurf316: yeah i never realized he was that old
unseenoyster: I didn't think he was really that long ago
Gsmurf316: only like 20 years
Gsmurf316: so he was already in his 30s
Gsmurf316: creepy
unseenoyster: yeah. So weird. I wonder what a guy like that will be like when he's really old
Gsmurf316: probably really kool and handing out free popsicles
unseenoyster: maybe...
unseenoyster: but where do the popcicles come from
Gsmurf316: i'm not quite sure
unseenoyster: well that's something to thinks about
unseenoyster: hey what do you think an jinja wedding would be like?
Gsmurf316: jinja?
unseenoyster: ninja
unseenoyster: opps
Gsmurf316: like a ninja themed wedding or actual ninjas getting married?
unseenoyster: actual ninjas
unseenoyster: though the theme idea would be so cool.. and even funnier
Gsmurf316: i don't think it would be much different from a normal wedding
Gsmurf316: unless theres dressed like ninjas and the whole audience is ninjas too
unseenoyster: that's what I was invisioning.. and maybe some ninja tricks
unseenoyster: or rival ninjas come and bust it up fiddeler on the roof style
Gsmurf316: i've never seen that but it sounds funny
unseenoyster: it's a pretty good musical.
unseenoyster: I saw it on Brodway with Doc Oc as the dad Tevia
Gsmurf316: well i gotta go get ready for school
Gsmurf316: ttyl
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unseenoyster: cool

Auto response from Gsmurf316: estoy con estupido >>> unseenoyster

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