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Mar 22, 2006 00:43

I've had exactly forty-seven requests for another "show". I'm guessing I did something rather trashy while intoxicated at the, er, gathering a few days back? Parvati said I took my shirt off and managed to gather the attention of most, if not all, of the men in the room?

Well. I had no idea my shirtless self was so popular. But, unfortunately, I don't do shows without the influence of alcohol certain beverages. And if I find certain beverages being slipped into my morning juice, I will hex you once I can stand on my own two feet again.

In any case, all this attention is rather flattering. But on to more important business. You are all so silly. Professor Snape? A secret crush? Heavens, why would he need to cut his hair for that? It would be his face he'd need to change perhaps starting with that scowl.

If you ask me, he's going bald and that is a wig. That's just my two cents. Isn't all that grease detrimental to one's hair's health? I would say he'd rather wear a wig than risk insensitive students making fun of his shiny bald head.

It's getting quite late, so I believe I will go to bed now. You know you love me.
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