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[unsecretive]

Guess who made Witch Weekly's best dressed list. Go on. Guess.

Here's a hint: It starts with "Lavender" and ends with "Brown".

I always said I looked amazing in pink. Apparently, Witch Weekly agrees. Now you can all say you know a celebrity, one known for her brains and her beauty.

Comments

[uniquemiscreant]

Who'd you have to sleep with to get that?

[unsecretive]

I'm not sure, actually. You know how those drunken nights all seem to blur together. I'm pretty sure it was a birthday present from one of my many... admirers on the staff.

[uniquemiscreant]

Admirers?

[unsecretive]

Hello? Have you seen me? I have admirers everywhere.

[uniquemiscreant]

Do you realize what they call you on my floor?

[unsecretive]

An adorable little ball of British sunshine?

[uniquemiscreant]

...Not quite.

[unsecretive]

Alright, fine, what?

[uniquemiscreant]

...

Yeah, you don't want to know.

[unsecretive]

Right. I don't suppose you've been defending my honor or anything like that?

[uniquemiscreant]

Actually.... yeah, I have. No. Nothing of the sort.

[unsecretive]

Of course not. Well, Tracey doesn't have to worry about me gloating incessantly anymore. My mood has somehow plummeted.

[uniquemiscreant]

...

Fine, I have.

What's it to you?

[unsecretive]

Thank you, Theo.

[uniquemiscreant]

Yeahyeahyeah. Just don't think you're so special.

[unsecretive]

Someone has to.