What did you get? Where did you go shopping? I need details, Lavender!
Oh, it was brilliant and moving, Lav. Ron finally admitted to his obsession with Harry and that he was interested in other boys and I've promised to set him up with someone when we get back to school. Do you know of anyone that would be perfect for Ron now that he's out of the closet?
Let's just say my wardrobe has expanded significantly, thanks to Mum. As for when she's coming back, I really don't know.
I got my boots, of course. I've been dying for them. I think I might have bought out the supply of them in Diagon Alley. They're cheaper if you're buying them in the summer.
He's obsessed with Harry? Hasn't Harry told him about Malfoy? Maybe that's the threesome we've been overlooking.
You are such a smart shopper, Lav! I'm very impressed with your thinking on that!
He tried to say that he wasn't obsessed with Harry but you and I know differently. I'm sure that Harry hasn't told poor Ron about Malfoy. Although, any person could see that Harry is obsessed with Drooly. Did you see the knickers conversation between Dean and Harry?
I really don't know what's gotten into Dean lately. I expect that kind of behaviour from Harry but not from Dean.
Well, there's that one dress. I think she's forgotten that I haven't wanted to be a princess since I was four. Of course not.
I did. I also checked out this 'Victoria's Secret' place. They have a lot of frilly, lacy things. Some of them were very indecent. Harry's mind is in the farthest corner of the gutter.
He was acting rather oddly near the end of school. I think it was that whole fight between him and Seamus. He refused to talk to me about it. I can't imagine why.
What a relief! Pink poof is a crime against the Wizarding world! No, I'm wrong. It's a crime against the entire world, Muggle and Wizard alike.
They do? How very, err, interesting. I'll have to go on an exploratory trip when I finally make it into Muggle Mumbai and see if they even have one of those here. I doubt it as they're a bit, err, let's just say that Indian culture might not go for that type of store.
Do you think all the Gryffindor boys are gay? Neville is dating the git, Harry is interested in Drooly, Ron is interested in Harry and Dean and Seamus had that odd thing between them.
I most certainly agree. I shudder to even think about it.
They really do. It seems to me like the toned down version of a sex shop, though they also have these nice perfumes and body oils and whatnot. It seems to be a place for women's knickers, but, hey, you never know. Maybe Harry's into that kind of thing.
Well, I haven't really thought about it. Probably most of them. I'm pretty sure Colin isn't, though.
That's something I really didn't need to know about Harry. I wonder if Malfoy's aware of what their relationship would entail. I'm valiantly trying to keep my mind away from him in a thong. Oh, bugger, there I go.
I didn't think so. That would make it most of the Gryffindor boys, then. Except Colin. I feel sorry for Hermione.
Oh, Lav! How gross! Next thing you know, that git is going to be fantasizing about Drooly in a thong since he was so entranced with Millie in one and now that he's broken my sister's heart to go with Neville, you just know that's what he'll be thinking about and oh, Lav! That's just so disgusting!
I feel wretched for poor Hermione! To think that she's interested in Ron like that and he's interested in Harry.
Well, I already told you it's going to be a pool party. Tracey's coming, but I'm not sure who she's taking. I invited Theo, too, though he's repeatedly told me he isn't coming.
What did you get? Where did you go shopping? I need details, Lavender!
Oh, it was brilliant and moving, Lav. Ron finally admitted to his obsession with Harry and that he was interested in other boys and I've promised to set him up with someone when we get back to school. Do you know of anyone that would be perfect for Ron now that he's out of the closet?
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I got my boots, of course. I've been dying for them. I think I might have bought out the supply of them in Diagon Alley. They're cheaper if you're buying them in the summer.
He's obsessed with Harry? Hasn't Harry told him about Malfoy? Maybe that's the threesome we've been overlooking.
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You are such a smart shopper, Lav! I'm very impressed with your thinking on that!
He tried to say that he wasn't obsessed with Harry but you and I know differently. I'm sure that Harry hasn't told poor Ron about Malfoy. Although, any person could see that Harry is obsessed with Drooly. Did you see the knickers conversation between Dean and Harry?
I really don't know what's gotten into Dean lately. I expect that kind of behaviour from Harry but not from Dean.
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I did. I also checked out this 'Victoria's Secret' place. They have a lot of frilly, lacy things. Some of them were very indecent. Harry's mind is in the farthest corner of the gutter.
He was acting rather oddly near the end of school. I think it was that whole fight between him and Seamus. He refused to talk to me about it. I can't imagine why.
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They do? How very, err, interesting. I'll have to go on an exploratory trip when I finally make it into Muggle Mumbai and see if they even have one of those here. I doubt it as they're a bit, err, let's just say that Indian culture might not go for that type of store.
Do you think all the Gryffindor boys are gay? Neville is dating the git, Harry is interested in Drooly, Ron is interested in Harry and Dean and Seamus had that odd thing between them.
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They really do. It seems to me like the toned down version of a sex shop, though they also have these nice perfumes and body oils and whatnot. It seems to be a place for women's knickers, but, hey, you never know. Maybe Harry's into that kind of thing.
Well, I haven't really thought about it. Probably most of them. I'm pretty sure Colin isn't, though.
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Of course he isn't! He wouldn't hold my hand if he was, would he?
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I didn't think so. That would make it most of the Gryffindor boys, then. Except Colin. I feel sorry for Hermione.
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I feel wretched for poor Hermione! To think that she's interested in Ron like that and he's interested in Harry.
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Perhaps it's her that we ought to worry about finding a man for.
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