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Welcome back to JAMESNBC.com's Tuesday afternoon roundup for this Tuesday the 4th of November 2003.
Well, it has been a big day today both at home and abroad!
Lets take a look at how everything played out on the market.
Morning Peter sightings are down 35% while Nick Porier sightings on buses are at the highest theyve been since summer. The dow Jones industrial is up this afternoon which many economists believe is due to an increase in getting stared at in the elevator and solo visits to the rideau centre. Listening to the new Thursday album continues its dominance over the music market while Themselves and Sigur Ros still pose a threar. To the delight of many shareholders, there has been a complete turnaround in the phonecalls from Michael Fairless market! In other sectors, Feta cheese prices are down thanks to a two week low in Feta pita purchases. Roosters coffee consumption is also on the decline while coffee drinking on the domestic front is steadily rising. Awkward moments in the library are steady as usual along with comments that sound passive but come off as insulting to me that continue to chug along as normal. Tom Gryz Corp.'s Friendliness division continues to lead todays transactions while shares in Shitty weather have also skyrocketed. Band Practices have flooded the market as of late and are at a four week high following the steep decline they took thanks to the emmence success of rival, Carleton Labour Corp's new merger with mid-terms and essays. despite the success of the merger, interest in Carleton is at an all time low. School Credits are also down to 4/5ths of what they were before the merger. Finally, just before the bell, concert ticket sales were up 100% and with the Atmosphere Show just around the corner that comes as no surprise...hopefully there will be an increase in Red Wine and imported Beer in time for the weekend but with the debt as high as it is that seems unlikely. well thats all the trading for today. Stay tuned after the break for a special exculsive report about why doctors believe that being really latefor your Human Rights class tonight may be beneficial to your personal wellness and well check in with Sports where the Being on time's week long winning streak has been snapped as they were defeated by underdog Personal Grooming.
Well, it has been a big day today both at home and abroad!
Lets take a look at how everything played out on the market.
Morning Peter sightings are down 35% while Nick Porier sightings on buses are at the highest theyve been since summer. The dow Jones industrial is up this afternoon which many economists believe is due to an increase in getting stared at in the elevator and solo visits to the rideau centre. Listening to the new Thursday album continues its dominance over the music market while Themselves and Sigur Ros still pose a threar. To the delight of many shareholders, there has been a complete turnaround in the phonecalls from Michael Fairless market! In other sectors, Feta cheese prices are down thanks to a two week low in Feta pita purchases. Roosters coffee consumption is also on the decline while coffee drinking on the domestic front is steadily rising. Awkward moments in the library are steady as usual along with comments that sound passive but come off as insulting to me that continue to chug along as normal. Tom Gryz Corp.'s Friendliness division continues to lead todays transactions while shares in Shitty weather have also skyrocketed. Band Practices have flooded the market as of late and are at a four week high following the steep decline they took thanks to the emmence success of rival, Carleton Labour Corp's new merger with mid-terms and essays. despite the success of the merger, interest in Carleton is at an all time low. School Credits are also down to 4/5ths of what they were before the merger. Finally, just before the bell, concert ticket sales were up 100% and with the Atmosphere Show just around the corner that comes as no surprise...hopefully there will be an increase in Red Wine and imported Beer in time for the weekend but with the debt as high as it is that seems unlikely. well thats all the trading for today. Stay tuned after the break for a special exculsive report about why doctors believe that being really latefor your Human Rights class tonight may be beneficial to your personal wellness and well check in with Sports where the Being on time's week long winning streak has been snapped as they were defeated by underdog Personal Grooming.