I ENTIRELY BLAME LOU FOR THE SILLYNESS THAT FOLLOWS
so what did I do tonight/this morning? I CAPSplotted patd/rpattz with laenij on twitter \o/
it all started with laenij:
laenij...why do my tissues have little sparkly bits in them?!about 1 hour ago from web
riamarie@laenij THEY ARE SECRETLY TWILIGHT TISSUES COME TO BE SPARKLY AND STALKERLY AND EMO AT YOU about 1 hour ago from web in reply to laenij
laenij@riamarie UGH NO NO NO GET THEM AWAAYYYYYY. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to riamarie
riamarie@laenij I'M SORRY, THERE'S NOT MUCH I CAN DO. ONCE THEY'VE IMPRINTED ON YOU THERE'S NOT MUCH YOU CAN DO TO GET THEM AWAY D: about 1 hour ago from web in reply to laenij
and slowly descended into madness from there :D
should be able to view original twitter feed stuff here but I kind of fail at internets, so idk. let me know if you can't see it and I'll see what I can do.
less caps and slightly more coherence under the cut though
laenij: what if i started smoking pot and bagging smeyer and stopped showering? would that help?
unrequited_rain: idk you could try it? but i wouldn't recommend it. you might get rid of everybody else that way too
laenij: idk rpattz didn't get rid of the fangirls i think they like him more now. but he also didn't get rid of the sparkly.
unrequited_rain: lol true. although i think rpattz was smoking up way before they made him sparkly
laenij: this is true but he defs started doing it a lot more when he got on the sparkle motion trains.
unrequited_rain: he needed some way to combat all the high pitched fangirl screams (& now i am imagining rpattz/panic. help! my brain wtf. seriously)
laenij: omg do it. do it hard fast and high. =D
unrequited_rain: lol it would be epic and so very very stoned and at some dd party b/c pmore has a song on the st&hayley is freaking obsessed with it and in the loo pry or backstage. and bden literally runs into him and rpattz just smells like pot at 5ft away and so bden is all hey you're rpattz and rpattz is all hey your bden and they just stand there awkwardly and bden is hey let's blow this popsicle stand and get high backstage. so rpattz being not insane goes with and they get high and a little drunk too and they are all vaguely unwashed b/c of tour and fangirls and spencer is like hey you're pretty cool we should hang out more (and by hang out he means have sex with)
laenij: also you need to include cassadee somehow because she was reading the books when they were down here, but otherwise it sounds fab. maybe some gsf/rpattz as well? bden brings rpattz on tour with them or something.
unrequited_rain: haha that is hillarious XD so ok then before panic escape with rpattz hayley and casadee find out he is there and turn into fangirls. lol of course there is gsf, it is me what do you expect? so panic+rpattz are like 'fangirls run!' and it's lucky they have already played b/c they run out the back onto their tour bus (the party was for idk butcher's bday or something) and they have sex and fall asleep
laenij: exactly and they try to convince him to stay with him and not go with bden with their female wiles but alas rpattz likes the boys. this is hilarious. i am in the car with my mum and i desparately hope she does not ask me what i am giggling over.
unrequited_rain: haha that is awesome XD so they fall asleep and nobody realised rpattz was still there. and they are all still vaguely high so they are just like you can stay it's cool man. and the tour is just so chill and high and full of sex and the crazy fangirls are like wtf
laenij: there had better be high!snuggling. and they wake up hard? idk does it work like that?
unrequited_rain: but the awesome slashgirls all know what's up and i think rpattz can play piano? so sometimes he comes out and plays with them idk, but of course there are high!boypiles the best kind because they are just happy and drapey over each other and there is rubbing
laenij: it's the magic of the sparkle motion. omg lol. eric gets sick but luckily they have a replacement with them already?
unrequited_rain: yes or he has to go tour with his own band or something, and they just want to keep rpattz forever because snuggling! and then sex! the best kind of magic \o/ omg i am dying so hard right now lol
laenij: awesome boypiles. also they want to keep rpattz because somehow he always manages to find the best pot even better than jwalk. of course this is all part of rpattz secret plan to make him indisposable to patd because he has had a crush on bden forever and he also likes gsf, so it's a win. he does not want to leave to go back to creepy smeyer. dying so hard rn. rpattz gives the best high blow jobs ever, and jwalk loves blow jobs.
unrequited_rain: lol yes which shouldn't be possible, but even jwalk bows to the wonder of the rpattz (plus he gives awesome blow jobs) lol creepy smeyer is creepy. &sometimes kstew looks at him the same way the creepygirls do, like she's like to cook him and eat him. yes panic just appreciate the pot+bjs they dnw rpattz babies because they would get in the way of blow jobs
laenij: which works well for rpattz because he also does not want the babies! win and blow jobs all round.
unrequited_rain: rpattz also likes bden's ass (I always get there) because it is awesome and he'd like to appreciate it more so he kind of just ends up staying with them after the tour is over (they go to a house in chi to work on the next album) and there is more sex
laenij: basically while they are on tour it's rpattz/gsf but when they are not the other boys go home to their ladiez and it is rpattz/bden
unrequited_rain: D: but then rpattz has to go back to smeyer and do the next movie and patd miss him and his weed and awesome blow jobs
laenij: but especially bden, so when they have a break in touring bden goes and visits rpattz on set and smeyer goes insane
unrequited_rain: lol yes. b4 she meets him she is all. maybe it is ok he is mormon! (lapsed but still) but then she sees them and is all onoes tehgay
laenij: especially after she catches them smoking up and giving each other blow jobs, she cannot hide her fannish glee and also a chance to get back at him for leaking the manuscrpit for midnight sun online so she takes pics and leaks them on the internet.
unrequited_rain: lol yes. but maybe they are bad cameraphone pics? and therefore most are skeptical so there is some freaking out at the dd/patd camp
laenij: lol yes and bden gets a talking to from pete but they decide they don't care and turn up to the premiere of new moon together.
unrequited_rain: omg yeessss and they end up on ontd and the crazygirls go batshit and the shippers lose it because omg \o/
so yeah! we might write this! if I ever finish my big bang :D which is at the moment the devil in mr. smith au. EVEN MORE PRONS. \o/
it all started with laenij:
laenij...why do my tissues have little sparkly bits in them?!about 1 hour ago from web
riamarie@laenij THEY ARE SECRETLY TWILIGHT TISSUES COME TO BE SPARKLY AND STALKERLY AND EMO AT YOU about 1 hour ago from web in reply to laenij
laenij@riamarie UGH NO NO NO GET THEM AWAAYYYYYY. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to riamarie
riamarie@laenij I'M SORRY, THERE'S NOT MUCH I CAN DO. ONCE THEY'VE IMPRINTED ON YOU THERE'S NOT MUCH YOU CAN DO TO GET THEM AWAY D: about 1 hour ago from web in reply to laenij
and slowly descended into madness from there :D
should be able to view original twitter feed stuff here but I kind of fail at internets, so idk. let me know if you can't see it and I'll see what I can do.
less caps and slightly more coherence under the cut though
laenij: what if i started smoking pot and bagging smeyer and stopped showering? would that help?
unrequited_rain: idk you could try it? but i wouldn't recommend it. you might get rid of everybody else that way too
laenij: idk rpattz didn't get rid of the fangirls i think they like him more now. but he also didn't get rid of the sparkly.
unrequited_rain: lol true. although i think rpattz was smoking up way before they made him sparkly
laenij: this is true but he defs started doing it a lot more when he got on the sparkle motion trains.
unrequited_rain: he needed some way to combat all the high pitched fangirl screams (& now i am imagining rpattz/panic. help! my brain wtf. seriously)
laenij: omg do it. do it hard fast and high. =D
unrequited_rain: lol it would be epic and so very very stoned and at some dd party b/c pmore has a song on the st&hayley is freaking obsessed with it and in the loo pry or backstage. and bden literally runs into him and rpattz just smells like pot at 5ft away and so bden is all hey you're rpattz and rpattz is all hey your bden and they just stand there awkwardly and bden is hey let's blow this popsicle stand and get high backstage. so rpattz being not insane goes with and they get high and a little drunk too and they are all vaguely unwashed b/c of tour and fangirls and spencer is like hey you're pretty cool we should hang out more (and by hang out he means have sex with)
laenij: also you need to include cassadee somehow because she was reading the books when they were down here, but otherwise it sounds fab. maybe some gsf/rpattz as well? bden brings rpattz on tour with them or something.
unrequited_rain: haha that is hillarious XD so ok then before panic escape with rpattz hayley and casadee find out he is there and turn into fangirls. lol of course there is gsf, it is me what do you expect? so panic+rpattz are like 'fangirls run!' and it's lucky they have already played b/c they run out the back onto their tour bus (the party was for idk butcher's bday or something) and they have sex and fall asleep
laenij: exactly and they try to convince him to stay with him and not go with bden with their female wiles but alas rpattz likes the boys. this is hilarious. i am in the car with my mum and i desparately hope she does not ask me what i am giggling over.
unrequited_rain: haha that is awesome XD so they fall asleep and nobody realised rpattz was still there. and they are all still vaguely high so they are just like you can stay it's cool man. and the tour is just so chill and high and full of sex and the crazy fangirls are like wtf
laenij: there had better be high!snuggling. and they wake up hard? idk does it work like that?
unrequited_rain: but the awesome slashgirls all know what's up and i think rpattz can play piano? so sometimes he comes out and plays with them idk, but of course there are high!boypiles the best kind because they are just happy and drapey over each other and there is rubbing
laenij: it's the magic of the sparkle motion. omg lol. eric gets sick but luckily they have a replacement with them already?
unrequited_rain: yes or he has to go tour with his own band or something, and they just want to keep rpattz forever because snuggling! and then sex! the best kind of magic \o/ omg i am dying so hard right now lol
laenij: awesome boypiles. also they want to keep rpattz because somehow he always manages to find the best pot even better than jwalk. of course this is all part of rpattz secret plan to make him indisposable to patd because he has had a crush on bden forever and he also likes gsf, so it's a win. he does not want to leave to go back to creepy smeyer. dying so hard rn. rpattz gives the best high blow jobs ever, and jwalk loves blow jobs.
unrequited_rain: lol yes which shouldn't be possible, but even jwalk bows to the wonder of the rpattz (plus he gives awesome blow jobs) lol creepy smeyer is creepy. &sometimes kstew looks at him the same way the creepygirls do, like she's like to cook him and eat him. yes panic just appreciate the pot+bjs they dnw rpattz babies because they would get in the way of blow jobs
laenij: which works well for rpattz because he also does not want the babies! win and blow jobs all round.
unrequited_rain: rpattz also likes bden's ass (I always get there) because it is awesome and he'd like to appreciate it more so he kind of just ends up staying with them after the tour is over (they go to a house in chi to work on the next album) and there is more sex
laenij: basically while they are on tour it's rpattz/gsf but when they are not the other boys go home to their ladiez and it is rpattz/bden
unrequited_rain: D: but then rpattz has to go back to smeyer and do the next movie and patd miss him and his weed and awesome blow jobs
laenij: but especially bden, so when they have a break in touring bden goes and visits rpattz on set and smeyer goes insane
unrequited_rain: lol yes. b4 she meets him she is all. maybe it is ok he is mormon! (lapsed but still) but then she sees them and is all onoes tehgay
laenij: especially after she catches them smoking up and giving each other blow jobs, she cannot hide her fannish glee and also a chance to get back at him for leaking the manuscrpit for midnight sun online so she takes pics and leaks them on the internet.
unrequited_rain: lol yes. but maybe they are bad cameraphone pics? and therefore most are skeptical so there is some freaking out at the dd/patd camp
laenij: lol yes and bden gets a talking to from pete but they decide they don't care and turn up to the premiere of new moon together.
unrequited_rain: omg yeessss and they end up on ontd and the crazygirls go batshit and the shippers lose it because omg \o/
so yeah! we might write this! if I ever finish my big bang :D which is at the moment the devil in mr. smith au. EVEN MORE PRONS. \o/