The Sexatronic Cowboy
Hello campers.
Don't worry, not another dose of brain diarrhea from the worlds favourite Welsh being (Shakin' Stevens and Watson Telly excluded), just a post to say I am still alive.
Mind you, only about 2 people read this anyway, and i talk to one of them on a regular basis. So why am I bothering? Because I love to give. I must remember that deep down, somewhere amidst the clutter of half-remembered cutlery raids at BHS, violent reprimand by the authorities, and the soft, lingering after-whiff of anal violation in the mens showers, i'm a good person, with a good soul.
Also, it's at times like this that a mans thoughts turn to satin gloves and hot vinegarette.
I can dream.
In Other News: Paul Simon patents his own brand of baby formula, tentatively entitled 'Watery Faeces'.
Mothercare predicts record sales.
Don't worry, not another dose of brain diarrhea from the worlds favourite Welsh being (Shakin' Stevens and Watson Telly excluded), just a post to say I am still alive.
Mind you, only about 2 people read this anyway, and i talk to one of them on a regular basis. So why am I bothering? Because I love to give. I must remember that deep down, somewhere amidst the clutter of half-remembered cutlery raids at BHS, violent reprimand by the authorities, and the soft, lingering after-whiff of anal violation in the mens showers, i'm a good person, with a good soul.
Also, it's at times like this that a mans thoughts turn to satin gloves and hot vinegarette.
I can dream.
In Other News: Paul Simon patents his own brand of baby formula, tentatively entitled 'Watery Faeces'.
Mothercare predicts record sales.