fictional crush meme
was at Starbucks sending out job apps, but this seemed like a much wiser way to spend a half hour. So!
List five or more of your fictional crushes, and then list five reasons why it wouldn't work out in real life.
1.
Paris Gellar - She is far too intelligent--and I too sane--for this union to ever be. There's always the possibility of an inebriated, ill-advised affair in a tropical locale, but alcohol does fade, and our clothes come back on when consciousness sets in.
2.
Anna Stern - hahaha, she'd make out with me at the gay bar, and we'd spend two weeks going for coffee and playing phone tag before I realize girlfriend is a straight girl and move my ass on to greener, gayer pastures. But I'd keep her digits in my cell, in case I'm ever in need of a concert buddy.
3.
Pacey Witter - Pacey is kind and witty and fantastic in the sack-- the perfect boy right up until he insists upon opening the door for me, or pulls some other typical dude bullshit that drives me kray-zay /spencersmith, no matter how well intentioned the guy. Also, I suspect Joey Potter has ruined him for any other woman. My low-drama existence can't begin to measure up; hardly any opportunities for him to rush in on his big white horse and save the day.
4.
Pam Beasley - We're too similar, I think. Meek in both our professional and personal lives. Plus she's a tad hung up on this dude named Jim Halpert, I don't know if you're familiar, but he's quite the catch. Big Tuna, you see.
5.
Carmen Morales - How do you say, "way too cool for me," in spanish? Yeah, that.
and the runners up:
7.
Jane Lane. Cartoon Character. Enough said.
8.
Technically Donna and Eric don't count as one character, but my attraction to them stems from their couplehood, so I have to count them as one. It wouldn't work because... they're too hopelessly in love with each other, which is why I like 'em to begin with.
List five or more of your fictional crushes, and then list five reasons why it wouldn't work out in real life.
1.
Paris Gellar - She is far too intelligent--and I too sane--for this union to ever be. There's always the possibility of an inebriated, ill-advised affair in a tropical locale, but alcohol does fade, and our clothes come back on when consciousness sets in.
2.
Anna Stern - hahaha, she'd make out with me at the gay bar, and we'd spend two weeks going for coffee and playing phone tag before I realize girlfriend is a straight girl and move my ass on to greener, gayer pastures. But I'd keep her digits in my cell, in case I'm ever in need of a concert buddy.
3.
Pacey Witter - Pacey is kind and witty and fantastic in the sack-- the perfect boy right up until he insists upon opening the door for me, or pulls some other typical dude bullshit that drives me kray-zay /spencersmith, no matter how well intentioned the guy. Also, I suspect Joey Potter has ruined him for any other woman. My low-drama existence can't begin to measure up; hardly any opportunities for him to rush in on his big white horse and save the day.
4.
Pam Beasley - We're too similar, I think. Meek in both our professional and personal lives. Plus she's a tad hung up on this dude named Jim Halpert, I don't know if you're familiar, but he's quite the catch. Big Tuna, you see.
5.
Carmen Morales - How do you say, "way too cool for me," in spanish? Yeah, that.
and the runners up:
7.
Jane Lane. Cartoon Character. Enough said.
8.
Technically Donna and Eric don't count as one character, but my attraction to them stems from their couplehood, so I have to count them as one. It wouldn't work because... they're too hopelessly in love with each other, which is why I like 'em to begin with.