stolen from Amy... well, why not?

[unprodigal_boi]

If I were a month, I'd be December.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I'd be 11pm
If I were a planet, I'd be Jupiter.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be an eel.
If I were a direction, I'd be Sideways.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a rug.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be Mata Hari.
If I were a liquid, I'd be Jack Daniels.
If I were a tree, I'd be an apple tree.
If I were a bird, I'd be a flying squirrel!
If I were a tool, I'd be a penknife.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be a ferns.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be cloud.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be Pegasus.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a piano.
If I were an animal, I'd be a Moth.
If I were a color, I'd be violet.
If I were an emotion, I'd be empathy.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be potato.
If I were a sound, I'd be D-flat.
If I were a car, I'd be a bicycle.
If I were a song, I'd be "Pretty Good Year"
If I were a book, I'd be "99 Dragons"
If I were a place, I'd be home.
If I were a material, I'd be cotton.
If I were a word, I'd be in the dictionary :-p.
If I were an object, I'd be a telephone
If I were a subject in school, I'd be music.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be a smile.
If I were a shape, I'd be a triangle
If I were a number, I'd be 3.

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