fic: Die. Slow.

[unphoenix]

Title:  Die.  Slow
Word Count:  4,230
Rating:  PG-13 for language and heavy sexual implications
Pairing:  Kind of Frank/Gerard.  Also, implied Panic GSF
Disclaimer:  Ahahahahahaha.  I wish this were real, but unfortunately it's not.  And I have no claim to the boys.
Summary:  Panic vs. MCR.  I WISH I WERE KIDDING.
Notes:  I don't even KNOW, guys.  This

Comments

[myorangecrush]

I don't think this could have been more perfect.

Brendon willing to be defeated 'cos of unicorns.

Brilliant. Crack fic at its best.

[unphoenix]

Thanks! I just couldn't resist.^^

[lovinspike247]

Heh, I would love to see this happen.

“How the fuck does Gerard Way even have my phone number?” Ryan asked, staring at his phone in disbelief and some consternation.

Whatever, Gerard was kind of a creepy motherfucker, anyway.

Oh, whatever, Ryan. You know you would act like such a fangirl if Gerard had your number.

My friend and I were planning a Panic vs MCR fic, though our idea was less a fued and more of a...gay off. ;)

[unphoenix]

Oh my god, please write that fic! I thought about doing something like that with this fic, but it didn't quite happen that way. But yeah, I hope you guys write it, because that would be so awesome.

And Ryan's totally my favourite fangirl OF ALL TIME.

[unphoenix]

Thank you so much!

[monanoche]

First things first. I had NOT seen that Panic interview before. There are so many things I want to squee about in reference to it, but really, I'd rather just squee about your fic. :-D

Typing as I read, so I apologize for any lack of coherency.

-referencing RyRo's myspace whore pics FTW!
-Jon. Just based on the interviews I've seen with him and the rest of panic, I completely see him having the type of sense of humor to be like 'Yes. yes, we are feuding with MCR.'
- Gerard making concerned noises!and Gerard in general!
-Just about every other line in this fic has made me giggle so far.
- You don’t have to condone it, just clean up the blood when they scratch me because they’re flailing like girls.” <3 FRANKKKK.
-The interviewer started off asking them why they were all in bathrobes. That's a fucking good question guys!! GSF! GSF!
-Frankie’s already stirring up adversity by posting rumors online about their totally obvious foursomes SO IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET, GEE

[unphoenix]

*happy flailing* Hooray!!!! I am SO GLAD that you liked it, especially because I had SO MUCH FUN writing it. Imagining all of this just made my day so incredibly much. And dude, who ISN'T like 12 years old when it comes to those boys? Crazy people, that's who.

[belle_bing]

Oh god, this had me squealing and clapping THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH. It is just SO FRICKEN HILARIOUS!

[unphoenix]

Thank so very much!!