News
Date: 2-5-09
9 Days and counting to V-Day
Alert Level: Orange
Lockdown in Stage 3
Welcome to tonights broadcast, I'm your host Jace, and here is the news.
V-Day is fast approaching and MogNet Central is bracing for the storm. Last year as most of you can recall Hurrican V-Day demolished the old MogNet building as well as several surrounding stations including our sister station; KupoNut TV.
MogNet is currently on Alert Level: Orange, and is expecting to have that changed to Red within the next few days as V-Day grows closer. Those of you who are planning to weather out the coming storm are advised to find an interior room in your house with a lock, and deny any kind of outside contact in the form of rediculous little candies or cards designed according to the latest Hannah Montana photo shoot.
If you must venture out, make your trips short and do not make eye contact with others who seem to be smiling or are in the midst of anything that would be construed as "Mushy". If you encounter one of these people you are advised to return to your home quickly as this is a sign that the storm is fast approaching your area.
Should you begin to have feelings of affection towards people, or are taken in by the cuteness that comes with storms like these do not panic. Quickly run to your bathroom and splash cold water on your face. This will shock your system and hopefully return you to normal. If this does not work, then find the nearest copy of Doom or any other violent video game you happen to have on hand you can and shoot everything in sight. Cackling madly also helps.
The storm will pass slowly over a period of 24 hours, starting slow at the beginning, then gaining strength throughout the day reaching full strength in the early to late evening. After this it will die down and pass by.
This has been a special report by MogNet Central. I'm Jace reporting from MogNet Central somewhere in Ohio. Goodnight and be safe.
9 Days and counting to V-Day
Alert Level: Orange
Lockdown in Stage 3
Welcome to tonights broadcast, I'm your host Jace, and here is the news.
V-Day is fast approaching and MogNet Central is bracing for the storm. Last year as most of you can recall Hurrican V-Day demolished the old MogNet building as well as several surrounding stations including our sister station; KupoNut TV.
MogNet is currently on Alert Level: Orange, and is expecting to have that changed to Red within the next few days as V-Day grows closer. Those of you who are planning to weather out the coming storm are advised to find an interior room in your house with a lock, and deny any kind of outside contact in the form of rediculous little candies or cards designed according to the latest Hannah Montana photo shoot.
If you must venture out, make your trips short and do not make eye contact with others who seem to be smiling or are in the midst of anything that would be construed as "Mushy". If you encounter one of these people you are advised to return to your home quickly as this is a sign that the storm is fast approaching your area.
Should you begin to have feelings of affection towards people, or are taken in by the cuteness that comes with storms like these do not panic. Quickly run to your bathroom and splash cold water on your face. This will shock your system and hopefully return you to normal. If this does not work, then find the nearest copy of Doom or any other violent video game you happen to have on hand you can and shoot everything in sight. Cackling madly also helps.
The storm will pass slowly over a period of 24 hours, starting slow at the beginning, then gaining strength throughout the day reaching full strength in the early to late evening. After this it will die down and pass by.
This has been a special report by MogNet Central. I'm Jace reporting from MogNet Central somewhere in Ohio. Goodnight and be safe.