Nov 29, 2003 00:16
reesesPiEcEs8255: grandma got runned over by a reindeeer! walking home from my house christmas eve!!
AdorKableChicKie: u can say theres no such thing as santa but as for me and grandpa we believe
reesesPiEcEs8255: now were all so proud of grandpa hes been taking this soo well
AdorKableChicKie: i choose not to continue
reesesPiEcEs8255: whys that?
AdorKableChicKie: my lyrical knowledge has ceased
reesesPiEcEs8255: cuz your a stupid old fart who hates christmas! your scroooge!
AdorKableChicKie: more like...a wonderful old excretory noise who LOVES christmas!
reesesPiEcEs8255: yeah thats what you want us to believe... scrooge!
AdorKableChicKie: behold the power of cheese
reesesPiEcEs8255: yeah.
reesesPiEcEs8255: okay christmas hater
AdorKableChicKie: if by hater you mean LOVER
reesesPiEcEs8255: by hater.. i mean scrooge
reesesPiEcEs8255: =0)
AdorKableChicKie: yea well u wait and see whose hanging mistletoe over your head this season
AdorKableChicKie: and im not talkin about danny
reesesPiEcEs8255: ew
reesesPiEcEs8255: lol
reesesPiEcEs8255: i want it to be daniel!
reesesPiEcEs8255: haha
AdorKableChicKie: no karise...you and i are together
AdorKableChicKie: cuz all i kno was when i woke up this morning there was brown hair on my pillow and lesbian porn in the vcr
reesesPiEcEs8255: oh yeah? i didnt know that scrooge had a girlfriend
reesesPiEcEs8255: that was our video from last night..
reesesPiEcEs8255: DAMN IT JESS! i told you to give that to the agency!!!!!
reesesPiEcEs8255: your sister might find it!
AdorKableChicKie: the agency said it was way over the maximum xxx rating
reesesPiEcEs8255: and you dont want her to know of our little rendez-vous do you?
AdorKableChicKie: no i dont ...she copies me enough
reesesPiEcEs8255: dood. the agency got bones from it
AdorKableChicKie: the building got a boner from it
reesesPiEcEs8255: oh man.. imagine that.. lesbian.. insest porn.
reesesPiEcEs8255: thats fucking gross
AdorKableChicKie: hahahaa
reesesPiEcEs8255: im going to puke
reesesPiEcEs8255: lol
AdorKableChicKie: lesbian insest MIDGET porn
reesesPiEcEs8255: that might be kinda cute
reesesPiEcEs8255: haha.. almost.
AdorKableChicKie: yea little bodies rolling all over
AdorKableChicKie: getting lost among the vast king sized bed
reesesPiEcEs8255: and there short little stubby fingers being placed into another midgets vagina.. YUM!
reesesPiEcEs8255: the strap on hurts too much. because its the size of them
AdorKableChicKie: aw thats strangely delightful
AdorKableChicKie: on that note i think i should frolic off to bed
reesesPiEcEs8255: yet delightfully disgusting.
AdorKableChicKie: that too lol
reesesPiEcEs8255: hah.. alright scroogey dear.. ill talk to you tomorrow!
reesesPiEcEs8255: lol
AdorKableChicKie: yes think of what u wanna doooo and lemme know..and convince jamie..i rly dont wanna do more work than i have to lol
AdorKableChicKie: ill be on when i wake up
AdorKableChicKie: byebye
reesesPiEcEs8255: yeah me niether..
reesesPiEcEs8255: alright
reesesPiEcEs8255: goodnight scroogey dear
AdorKableChicKie: niitee roxxxxiiieee