I don't think anybody noticed I was gone, but I took a trip east to talk to a guy in New York about purchasing this:
I'm sure you're all familiar with the head-spinning scene in the Excorcist. Well, meet the doll that made it all possible. If you look closely, you can see the seam near her neck. Awesome? Yes, but I need to start dismantling her now, because right now, whenever I walk into my living room, there's a demon-girl in white gritting her teeth at me. The first time, when I was exhausted from jet lag, I actually screamed.
The plan is to make her a security detail in the house- I was thinking of using the joints in her neck to release a few rats through her mouth, but that wouldn't do much for security, it would just look really cool. And a gastric acid pump would be more cruel than funny, wouldn't it? I don't know- any suggestions?