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on sunday, i went to columbia mall with chris.

while walking out to the car, i was eating a fudgecicle, and finished it on the car ride.

'can i throw this out the window?'

'no. you better hold onto it.'

'WHY? it's just a STICK. nobody is looking!'

and i proceeded to dangle it out the window. he rolled the window up, trapping my stick. when he let it down, the stick fell under the seat of the car.

'pick that up.'

'can't see it.'

'you better pick it up.'

'i don't know where it went.'

'PICK IT UP!'

'OKAY!!'

so i held on to my stick the rest of the way to the mall.

as we pull into a parking spot, i say, 'hey, chris!,' wait til he glances over, and pitch it out the window.

we go through the whole 'pick it up!' routine again, and i did.

'geeze. it's just a stick. look at all the other litter in this parking lot! ... hey, where's all the other litter in this parking lot??'

'there isn't any, because other people are not heathens like you.'

'i'm not a heathen!'

'yes you are. you're a godless jezebel with no respect for the environment.'