Jul 31, 2012 12:24
Spoilerific-ish
So we finally watched The Woman in Black with Daniel Radcliffe. Vang hates all things Harry Potter so normally I wouldn't even watch something staring an actor with him, knowing full well he was going to mock. But since the kids were already calling it Harry Potter gets Haunted by the Grey Lady I figured what the hell. And honestly, I am the worlds biggest chicken and even with only a PG13 rating I probably couldn't handle it without daylight, humor and a room full of people.
Ok so here are the comments I wrote down while they watched it. Please understand this in no way disrespectful. We were scared out of our freaking minds for most of the film.
So the cycle went like this:
*Mock mock mock*
*full body involvement in plot*
*SCREAM*
*mood breaking humor*
So our mocking... Two girls, nearly 13 & 15, plus me and an old asian guy.
"On the train to Hogwarts again? I thought he graduated!"
"Yer a lawyer, Harry."
"Oh my god monkey heads." > "It is the highest honor to have your head on the wall."
"Don't go through the veil, Harry!" >"But I hear voices!"
"Even in the wizarding world, Harry, hearing voices isn't good."
"He can't understand you, Crow. He only talks to snakes."
"Alohamora!"
"He won't give up. Harry Potter never gives up."
"Somebody give him a stick! ABRACADABRA! ABRACADABRA! OH MY GOD ABRACADABRA! *SCREAMS*
*frantic whispering* alohamora alohamora alohamora oh my god oh my god Revilio! REVILIO! *SCREAMS*
"I'm not the only one thinking 'enemies of the heir beware', right?"
*deeply respectful tones* "Lumos."
"He can't die. He's the boy who lived."
"He's died before."
"At a train station, too."
Loved it, terrified of it, will not be able to watch it again, or stop talking about how good it is. Must. Read. Book.