AWESOMSAUCE

Mar 23, 2012 16:14

My girl had an assignment to write a love song but she is so smart and sophisticated she said no middle schooler knows a thing about love so she wrote a parody about a middle schooler in love! Sing along to the music video. I swear you will be impressed!

Dumb Love
(to tune of “We Are Young” by Fun)
By Vi-Vi

Hold on just a second now
I have to get your story straight
You tell me you’re in love with him
But you only passed the 7th grade

My mother she is waiting for me
Just inside the car
You tell me your boyfriend he’s gonna
Be a famous football star and

You know he was a nerd two months ago
You say you’re trying to forget
But between the eyes and beiber hair
The jealous girls and their cold stares
Your friend says she really doesn’t want him back

But if by the time the bell rings
And the word has got around
Your name will be known

Tonight----
You are dumb
So you set Facebook on fire
It burned brighter
Than your quotational love

Tonight----
You are dumb
So you set Facebook on fire
It burned brighter
Than your quotational love

I know that he’s not
The only boyfriend you’ve got
I guess I, I just thought
That you were somewhat smart
You’ll never take it back
You’re so over that
Is that really how you want to be known?

Tonight----
You are dumb
So you set Facebook on fire
It burned brighter
Than your quotational love

Tonight----
You are dumb
So you set Facebook on fire
It burned brighter
Than your quotational love

Texting (hahahaha)
Statuses on Facebook (hahahaha)
Updating on Twitter (hahahaha)
Web chatting on ooVoo (hahahaha)

Texting (hahahaha)
Statuses on Facebook (hahahaha)
Updating on Twitter (hahahaha)
Web chatting on ooVoo (hahahaha)

Your mom is on your side
Don’t look so stunned
I told you so you should have known
Life is not Twilight
I blame Stephanie Meyer
I told you so you should have known

Tonight----
You are dumb
So you set Facebook on fire
It burned brighter
Than your quotational love

Tonight----
You are dumb
So you set Facebook on fire
It burned brighter
Than your quotational love

So when this happens again
And you want to fall in love
Don’t put it on Facebook
Next time
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