Ten Rules Of Horror Repost
So yeah, it's a repost, but it's goddamned brilliant.
Elmo's Ten Ultimate Rules For Surviving Any Horrormovie That Even Complete Idiots Can Follow:
1) Listen to your friends. Especially when they tell you to run.
This really pisses me off about horrormovies. Why does everyone act like such a friggin' hero? If my friend were being murdered and begged me to go on without them, I'm sorry, I know you don't mean it, I love you, but Imma take you seriously!
2) Never trust the guy who's missing several of his frontteeth.
Really. Why on earth would you get in the car with such a guy? Grow some brains, for God's sake!
3) If the Killer is wielding a chainsaw, a wooden door will not stop him from chasing you.
It won't, you know.
4) No matter how many couches you pile up in front of it.
I mean it.
5) Don't stop to scream when your best friend forever is being brutally murdered and chopped into pieces; This is a perfect chance to get a headstart.
Honestly, what good does that do? I can understand if you're momentairily shocked, but when the shit hits the fan, it's every gal for herself!
6) Never go back to check if the Killer is really dead. Cuz he's not.
He never is. And there's no point in checking if he's dead; if he's down, it's time to run like crazy.
7) If the door you're so desperately trying to open won't budge at all, try turning the handle first.
You freaking idiot.
8) When you're hiding, try not to breath so loudly.
It's the reason why Darth Vader always lost at Hide And Seek as a kid....
9) Stop screaming!!
You're leading the killer to your exact location.....
And most of all,
10) Never fall down.
Unless you wanna die of course.
I'm a genius.
Elmo's Ten Ultimate Rules For Surviving Any Horrormovie That Even Complete Idiots Can Follow:
1) Listen to your friends. Especially when they tell you to run.
This really pisses me off about horrormovies. Why does everyone act like such a friggin' hero? If my friend were being murdered and begged me to go on without them, I'm sorry, I know you don't mean it, I love you, but Imma take you seriously!
2) Never trust the guy who's missing several of his frontteeth.
Really. Why on earth would you get in the car with such a guy? Grow some brains, for God's sake!
3) If the Killer is wielding a chainsaw, a wooden door will not stop him from chasing you.
It won't, you know.
4) No matter how many couches you pile up in front of it.
I mean it.
5) Don't stop to scream when your best friend forever is being brutally murdered and chopped into pieces; This is a perfect chance to get a headstart.
Honestly, what good does that do? I can understand if you're momentairily shocked, but when the shit hits the fan, it's every gal for herself!
6) Never go back to check if the Killer is really dead. Cuz he's not.
He never is. And there's no point in checking if he's dead; if he's down, it's time to run like crazy.
7) If the door you're so desperately trying to open won't budge at all, try turning the handle first.
You freaking idiot.
8) When you're hiding, try not to breath so loudly.
It's the reason why Darth Vader always lost at Hide And Seek as a kid....
9) Stop screaming!!
You're leading the killer to your exact location.....
And most of all,
10) Never fall down.
Unless you wanna die of course.
I'm a genius.