I'm Going To Own Valentines Day Like I Was Fucking Cupid...
Yeah so,
Tomorrow's Valentines Day. The day that we kill flowers in order to tell someone else "I love you." Does anyone else see this irony? Does anybody look at this from the flowers perspective? I do. So anyway, I don't have a valentine, and I'm not going to go to myspace and post a bulletin asking for one. I'm going to do this the old fashion way. Sweaty palms, racing heart and nerves racking. But it's going to be okay. I got chocolate.
Basically, the bottom line is this:
Innocent young females beware! Tonight I plan a thoughtful demise for your Valentines Day. And all while I should be doing my calculus...
Tomorrow's Valentines Day. The day that we kill flowers in order to tell someone else "I love you." Does anyone else see this irony? Does anybody look at this from the flowers perspective? I do. So anyway, I don't have a valentine, and I'm not going to go to myspace and post a bulletin asking for one. I'm going to do this the old fashion way. Sweaty palms, racing heart and nerves racking. But it's going to be okay. I got chocolate.
Basically, the bottom line is this:
Innocent young females beware! Tonight I plan a thoughtful demise for your Valentines Day. And all while I should be doing my calculus...