This is why we should make people get BREEDING licenses
Gardenia Zakrzewski Johansson, 39, a school teacher, allegedly dropped off her car with a valet parking attendant at the Neiman Marcus store in Scottsdale, Ariz., and asked him to watch her baby, sitting in the back seat. A baby?! the shocked valet asked. "Yes. Do you think it's wrong?" she said. "Yeah, I think it's wrong," Tyler Gocken replied. But she walked away anyway -- leaving her 2-year-old son behind, but taking her dog. Gocken called police. When she returned a half-hour later, officers asked Johansson if she even knew who the valet was. The one with "brown hair," she replied. She was arrested. (Mesa East Valley Tribune)