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[unnatural_20s]

Hmm...

[[OOC: Currently, anyone wandering around the town center will find a young man wandering around with a piece of paper stuck to his face. He is somehow managing to avoid bumping into anything, and is talking to himself with apparent disregard for anyone else.]]

Hmm, still nothing. No plot synopsis, either... Must be one of these new 4th

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[ace_of_11s]

Not another one…

I don't know why people have such a hard time understanding that this isn't a video game.

[unnatural_20s]

What else would it be? A dating sim?

Because if so, I am all over that.

[ace_of_11s]

Dating sim? Egh.

No, it's not any kind of game at all. We're--well--I'm definitely a real person.

[unnatural_20s]

Yes, yes, mustn't hurt the NPC's feelings by explaining that their role in life amounts to basically just giving me advice and free things and sidequests. All that sentimentalist mumbo jumbo. If you're not in the party, you're out of the party, which means you can go stand in the Shame Corner with the other NPCs.

Hmm, didn't mean to say all that, which is weird, but say it I did! So. Shame Corner. See ya.

[ace_of_11s]

You're a cocky little shit, aren't you? At least the other crazy people aren't jerks.

[unnatural_20s]

Swearing, now? Honestly, miss, children play this game.

[ace_of_11s]

It's not a game, dammit.

Do you understand what those words mean?

[unnatural_20s]

Of course I know what they mean! ...Individually!

[leadsneverdie]

That implies intelligence. Are you sure you wish to give him the benefit of the doubt?

[unnatural_20s]

Oh, sarcasm, that's original.

...

Anyway. Name and class, please?

[leadsneverdie]

Name? Balthier.

Class? More than you.

[unnatural_20s]

Words hurt, mister Balthier.

[leadsneverdie]

Pray I use nothing more dangerous against you.

[ace_of_11s]

You're right. It is pretty pointless.

Still, I feel like I have to try.

[leadsneverdie]

Suit yourself. I feel like a few drinks and I might start understanding.

[ace_of_11s]

That's actually starting to sound pretty good at this point.