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[unnatural_20s]

Okay. Okay. So, there's a large, sweaty man with an axe trying to break down your door. Relax, Red Mage. You've been in this situation before all too many times. Defeat the beast with your brilliance! Mind over matter! Knowledge is power!

Let's review. You built something, but you don't know what it is, because you never wrote down what it was when

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[hailbeautyqueen]

*Sits on Red Mage and eats the toast*

This toast isn't all that great.

[unnatural_20s]

I was working under duress! What more do you want from me, I am but a man!

An incredibly brilliant and frankly quite striking man, but that's entirely beside the point!

[hailbeautyqueen]

Jelly.

That would have been nice. Really, go through all that trouble to make toast and you have nothing to put on it?

Complete. Failure.

[unnatural_20s]

I was slightly more concerned with other matters, vis a vis the crazy man with an axe trying to kill me.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Look, worry a little bit less about YOU YOU YOU and worry a bit more about making good toast.

[unnatural_20s]

Perhaps certain parties might be persuaded to provide better toast for other parties if the second party were to remove a third, axe-waving party from existence?

[herestothebard]

!

CHARGE!

[hailbeautyqueen]

On one hand, seeing stupid humans get the crap pummeled out of them is amusing, but...

On the other, I do love my sweets.

*Shoots the mercenary in a non-lethal area*

[herestothebard]

*is knocked back for a bit, then keeps coming.*

[unnatural_20s]

I'll have you know I do a mean jelly spread!