-arcadia-

[unnatural_20s]

Looks like it's finally time.

Attention party members! Our first campaign has started! Our quest: to catch as many turkeys as possible and gorge ourselves on their rich, juicy XP! And, uh, meat, if you're into that sort of thing.

I'd like to get us all gathered together for a mass hunt- you know, for safety. For all we know, these could be Level 15

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[frumpyface]

What.

[unnatural_20s]

Turkey hunting! You know, like in Pokemon? Except instead of capturing and enslaving the animals, we're going to eat them. I might try breeding them to see what kind of turkeys I can get.

[frumpyface]

...sweet Elimine, is there anything you say that makes sense?

[unnatural_20s]

How about this: COME HUNT TURKEYS WITH ME.

Bring that Paladin girlfriend of yours along too.

[frumpyface]

...I see no reason why not.

Fine. Lady Agrias is a different matter.