Dyke Days
So, getting used to being back at home and not having the constant on-the-go mentality of college. It's kind of nice. No all nighters writing papers that I don't care about, reading technical manuals and calculating flow nets, and constantly being told that I suck at math. Engineering Management at my school isn't for the faint of heart, there's nothing management about it!
Hanging out at my mom's place in the middle of nowhere Tennessee. Got a throwaway civilian job which keeps me semi busy on prime young adult hangout days... Yes. I work 3-midnights thursday-sunday. Not to complain though, steady stream of cash and I don't know anyone in this town so I'm not missing out on anything fun.
My day off today was spent shaming Betty Crocker and Bob the Builder. I ripped out and redid mom's porch. Coming home in the middle of pitch black nights and falling up uneven and broken steps has lost its appeal. I think my mom was more offended than pleased though.. I obviously get my pride from her. I also did all the TurkeyDay baking! Few loaves of Banana Bread, couple pies, and a few dozen chocolate chip cheesecake cupcakes. All from scratch.
I know a way to a woman's heart, and it's through her tummy. Any takers?
Lately I've been reading The Whole Lesbian Sex Book: A Passionate Guide for All of Us. Hey, don't judge! You can never know too much about lady-loving I say! And they've got some tips and tricks that I've never thought about, sure to be a crowd pleaser. I've decided (in my copious amounts of free me time) that I'm tired of having shit relationships with girls who care about themselves and discard you when they want something new. I want a woman with a great mind and a killer personality who knows what she wants, how she wants it, and is willing to do it anywhere.
Got a super great tired muscle ache that comes from a hard days worth of swinging a hammer. Someone come cuddle with me.
Hanging out at my mom's place in the middle of nowhere Tennessee. Got a throwaway civilian job which keeps me semi busy on prime young adult hangout days... Yes. I work 3-midnights thursday-sunday. Not to complain though, steady stream of cash and I don't know anyone in this town so I'm not missing out on anything fun.
My day off today was spent shaming Betty Crocker and Bob the Builder. I ripped out and redid mom's porch. Coming home in the middle of pitch black nights and falling up uneven and broken steps has lost its appeal. I think my mom was more offended than pleased though.. I obviously get my pride from her. I also did all the TurkeyDay baking! Few loaves of Banana Bread, couple pies, and a few dozen chocolate chip cheesecake cupcakes. All from scratch.
I know a way to a woman's heart, and it's through her tummy. Any takers?
Lately I've been reading The Whole Lesbian Sex Book: A Passionate Guide for All of Us. Hey, don't judge! You can never know too much about lady-loving I say! And they've got some tips and tricks that I've never thought about, sure to be a crowd pleaser. I've decided (in my copious amounts of free me time) that I'm tired of having shit relationships with girls who care about themselves and discard you when they want something new. I want a woman with a great mind and a killer personality who knows what she wants, how she wants it, and is willing to do it anywhere.
Got a super great tired muscle ache that comes from a hard days worth of swinging a hammer. Someone come cuddle with me.