Title: Coming Home
Author:
unna_rainchaserRating: PG-13
Genre: Humor
Pairings: Hiroto/Uruha, Saga/Shou, Tora/Nao, Ruki/Reita, Mayavi/lulwut?
Disclaimer: Not mine, no harm intended.
Comments: I'm innocent, this wrote itself D: Coming home when your parents are Hiroto and Uruha is full of surprises.
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PE lessons got canceled for the day, some nasty accident had happened in the gym as far as they knew. No one shared any details, just that his class could go home earlier. Not that Masayuki and Chiaki would complain, the latter quite happy his hairdo wouldn't be at risk for the day.
Both had pretty fast agreed on playing video games for the rest of the day, at the Pons' place. Since their parents' stage names lacked a family name, the twins and Miyavi came up with the ones everybody used by now. Pons, Machos, Poohs, Romantics, Gourmets and so on. They were easy to remember, obviously.
Chatting about nothing in particular, they stepped into Masayuki's home and toed of their shoes. But, as they entered the living room, the brunette stopped on his tracks and held up a hand to signal Chiaki that he should stop talking. He listened closely.
"Oh, for gods' sake, not again!" He growled. "You stay put, don't follow me."
Chiaki could only watch how his friend stormed off in the general direction of the kitchen. Then, he heard it himself, the faint moaning. He giggled and rolled his eyes. A muffled discussion reached his ears.
"Why, just why on the dinner table again?"
"Oh, you're home already?"
"Put a sign somewhere, will you! Anyone could walk in on you any time!"
"Oh, the thrill~"
"MOM!"
A short out of breath laughter.
"I'm going out. Please disinfect the table, ok?"
A door was banged shut.
Masayuki came back into the living room, muttering curses under his breath.
"Did you just walk in on you parents on purpose?" Chiaki chuckled while his classmate rushed past him to his own room. Amused, he trotted along.
"As if that would make any difference any more. Once they gave me The Talk they just lost all concept of privacy and shame." He pulled off his uniform jacket and shirt, revealing his firm chest before he fished for a suitable long sleeve shirt in his closet.
"I think it's cute how they still love each other like bunnies." The blond pointed out, taking a seat on the brunettes bed for a better view as pants were tossed aside. Oh, he was clearly Hiroto's son.
"Hey, eyes up here!"
- - -
"Thank you for treating me for dinner." Chiaki purred, leaning over the table a little.
"I had to make it up to you for my parents' behavior." He rubbed his stuffed belly.
"Still having the guts to get pierced?" Chiaki asked and watched how Masayuki's full, plush lips wrapped around the straw in his mineral water.
"Of course. I want to get this over with."
- - -
"I really thought you had meant your ears." Chiaki spoke, slightly in awe, as they were waiting for the train. He touched his own lobes, freshly pierced with high-grade steel stars.
The brunette shrugged and smiled, feeling smug. He couldn't answer, his tongue was still numb.
"So, no kisses for two weeks then?" The blond pouted, leaning closer to his friend.
Masayuki laughed and stuck out his now pierced tongue.
"No French kisses, you say? I can live with that." He chuckled. "But just for two weeks." He bend down the single inch of height he was taller and placed a soft peck on closed lips. In return, the tip of his nose received another one.
"See you tomorrow in school." He winked and headed for the train that just halted in front of them.
The other waved and leaned against a pillar, having to wait a little longer for his own to arrive.
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Srsly, try to imagine them. Take out pictures and imagine what they'd look like. I could do this all day long.
Anyway, sorry for the fic-spam 8D/