honeys, if you're gay, burn it up like a gay parade.
i hate orbit's fruit sorbet gum (the one that tastes like oranges and with the minty stuff on it) but i can't stop chewing it, why. :(
on the other hand, i may seem like the most anti-book person ever (because i am bipolar with everything!) but i love books so much. it's just that sometimes, i don't remember which books i've read and which i've fangirled over and sodifmsdf i don't go out of my house to check out books (because... because i have no life ;A;) so i made a list! in alphabetical order because i am OCD or something. 8)b
these are some of my favorites (which i will add more to... once i remember them, bawling), but feel free to recommend me some books if you'd like! :)
the ones that i would gladly read four times over:
- "Anansi Boys" by Neil Gaiman
- "Bloomability" by Sharon Creech
- "Ender's Game" by Scott Orson Card
- "Granny Torrelli Makes Soup" by Sharon Creech (NO ONE IS TOO OLD FOR THIS BOOK)
- "Heartbeat" by Sharon Creech
- "Howl's Moving Castle" by Dianna Wynne Jones
- "Kitchen" by Banana Yoshimoto
- "Mere Anarchy" by Woody Allen
- "Mrs. Dalloway" by Virginia Woolf
- "The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger
- "The Chocolate War" by Robert Cormier
- "The Handmaid's Tale" by Margaret Atwood
- "The Hours" by Michael Cunningham
- "The Little Prince" by Antoine de Saint Exupéry
- "The Pull of the Ocean" by Jean-Claude Mourlevat
- "The Saddest Bear of All" by David Guy
- "The Time of the Doves" by Mercè Rodoreda
- "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee
the ones that i will one day get off my lazy ass and check out, but only in a nonsexual way:
- "Bed" by Tao Lin
- "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley
- "Catch-22" by Joseph Heller
- "Confessions of a Shopaholic" by Sophie Kinsella
- "Choke" by Chuck Palahniuk
- "Eeeee Eee Eeee" by Tao Lin
- "Fahrenheit 451" by Ray Bradbury
- "jPod" by Douglas Coupland
- "Learning to Love You More" by Miranda July and Harrell Fletcher
- "Nineteen Eighty-Four" by George Orwell
- "No one belongs here more than you." by Miranda July
- "Slaughterhouse-Five" by Kurt Vonnegut
- "Then We Came to the End: A Novel" by Joshua Ferris
- "When You Are Engulfed in Flames" by David Sedaris
- "you are a little bit happier than i am" by Tao Lin
the ones that you (yes, you) are going to force onto me:
- BABY GIRL
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME
- LEMME TALK TO YOU
- LEMME BUY YOU A DRINK
- 'CAUSE I'MMA BUY YOU A DRINK
- I'MMA TAKE YOU HOME WITH ME
- I GOT MONEY IN THE BANK
- SHAWTY WATCHU THINK ABOUT THAT
- FIND ME IN THE GREY CADILLAC
- "Everything is Illuminated" by Jonathan Safran Foer
- "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close" by Jonathan Safran Foer
i like the fact that i am totally bipolar with books. 8)b
also, this is old news (oxymoron!), but i changed my profile! it took me forever to draw. :|