Barcardi You Strike Again.
What have you ever done for me, you stupid little animated paperclip? You sit there in the corner of my screen blinking up at me, distracting me as I try to do my homework. When you're feeling neglected, you interrupt me with gems like 'It looks like you're trying to write a letter'. Ohhh, thanks. I understand that I'm writing a letter, paperclip - condescend to someone else.
Have you ever done anything helpful? You call yourself an office assistant, so assist! Write my papers for me, walk to Tim Hortons at 2am and get me coffee, give me suggestions for my clever email to the hot proffessor. That'd be nice. But nooo, you just sit there, popping up and mocking me every single time I open word. Fuck you, paperclip. Fuck you.
I am now in Som's Art Gallery. It's wonderfully lovely.
Go there now and you can see great works of art such as "The Scream; Som Version" and "St. Patties Day with Caucasian Som."
Have you ever done anything helpful? You call yourself an office assistant, so assist! Write my papers for me, walk to Tim Hortons at 2am and get me coffee, give me suggestions for my clever email to the hot proffessor. That'd be nice. But nooo, you just sit there, popping up and mocking me every single time I open word. Fuck you, paperclip. Fuck you.
I am now in Som's Art Gallery. It's wonderfully lovely.
Go there now and you can see great works of art such as "The Scream; Som Version" and "St. Patties Day with Caucasian Som."