The Simm Legacy - 1.0
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Hi, and welcome to my legacy! This will be a, hopefully, ten-generation legacy that doubles as an I'm Surrounded By Idiots challenge. Because micromanaging makes it boring for me. :D In a random, pointless twist, you also get a faux-Rainbow legacy, as well. Each generation gets a color theme, if only because themes are fun and I have way too many recolors of things. So step ahead and read below, assuming I haven't bored you already. ;)
Meet Artichoke. Artichoke Simm, to be precise. She's a Fortune Sim with a Lifetime Want to Own Five Top-Level Businesses which probably won't ever happen. But that's okay, she has two things you'll never have: a soul. And freckles. Her Fortune aspiration is also incredibly fitting, given that her generation color is Green.
Her stats (just to get it out of the way) are 2/3/6/9/5, so even though she looks like she'll burst into tears at any second, she's actually extraordinarily happy. Constantly.
Artichoke: *loses control of right side of face when consuming cookies*
She's thrilled that the rosy-cheeked paperboy came all the way to her house to deliver her paper.
Artichoke: Mmm... newsprint!
Paperboy: Hi!
Artichoke: I'm over here, kid.
Paperboy: There was a freak-accident with magnifying glass when I was younger, and now my peripheral vision is all that works.
Artichoke decides a job as an Adventurer is just her style. I'm sure there's some connection to managing five businesses and becoming a Space Pirate.
Artichoke: I will own the kids on the playground!
This guy is apparently a member of the gardening club, but, I don't know, he looks about twelve.
GCM: Actually, I'm 43.
Artichoke: AHAHAHAHAHA! Forty-three!
Artichoke: What a great joke.
She's cute, at least. ^_^
Artichoke: TV's are a BLIGHT to our EXISTANCE. This is why I don't own one and neither should you!
GCM: Well, what about videogames?
Artichoke: Oh, I love videogames!
Artichoke: Squee! Hail!
She's good at entertaining herself, I guess, but I thought it would be good to get her off her lot to meet some other people.
Go Here Sunshine Park: Redux!
Artichoke: Oh, benevolant wishing well! Please send me monies!
Artichoke: It matches my dress.
Nothing happened.
I had her greet a few of the male specimens hanging around, but all she did when she scoped them out was shrug.
This would be why. Time to change tactics, then!
Before pursuing the many lovelies sitting around the park, some food was in order. It's always possible freshly grilled hotdogs could leave her with just opening she needs. Or it could just attract seagulls.
Artichoke: :(
You just made perfect hotdogs with zero cooking points! What can you be sad about???
Artichoke: I wanted coffee from the pretty barista.
Random Guy: ...And I just bought another TV to add to my collection! I'm up to fifteen now!
Artichoke: I'm going to jam this hotdog in your eye for that comment.
Cute Coffee Girl: A tip? But you haven't bought any coffee yet...
Artichoke: I can think of plenty of ways you can make me coffee, baby.
This is Tracy. I was SO disappointed Artichoke had zero attraction with her because she's adorable! Perhaps another generation, Tracy. :(
And this... THIS is Theresa! She and Artichoke have three bolts AND she has purple eyes! Pursue, Artichoke, pursue!
Okay, maybe take a shower first, THEN pursue.
Artichoke impresses me with how classy and feminine she is, even though she still has to eat standing up.
Off to her first day of work! Not something that usually needs to be mentioned, except for this:
Artichoke: I want to stay home. :(
You're a Fortune sim, you have the want to go to work!
I scoped out our resident NPCs. The mailman isn't a horrible thing to look at, to say the least. :D
Artichoke: Ahhh... +2000
Needless to say, she survived.
The job over, Artichoke gets sent out on the town, yet again, where we run into Theresa. She likes what she sees. :P
Artichoke: I don't have anything against films, just televisions.
Waitress: OH! Where did this come from?!
Theresa is adorable!
I think it's safe to say that Artichoke approves of this relationship.
Theresa: *caresses breast*
Artichoke: *has the vapors*
Karaoke spam! Just a couple, I swear!
What, no gift?! Artichoke let you cop a feel! Sigh.
Artichoke started a garden for no apparent reason. Despite being saturated in green, she's not very good at it.
She can pretend, though. ^_^
Seduction: Part Two
Artichoke: She's looking at my boobies. :D
Theresa: These will be perfect for breadfeeding our children. :D
And with that sentiment, we moved her in!
:/
Theresa, all decked out in green! She's a Family Sim and her stats are 6/3/6/4/6.
Even though she didn't bring all that much money with her, I did have enough to expand their little house a bit.
Artichoke and Theresa approve of the bed.
Woohoo Hearts: Weeee...!
Awww...
Theresa: Hungry! Feed me!
Theresa doesn't quite understand how this "food thing" works.
Artichoke: "BLEURGH!"
And no one is surprised! *hopes for purple-eyed babies*
Artichoke: :|