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Mar 28, 2011 11:02

Um right. Buffy? Or anyone else who can hear this that knows a thing or two about -- [And here his voice gets a little high and squeaky, almost like dealing with clowns.] vampires -- I need some help? Well, not me. Bones. Maybe me? [Mumbles and kind of even higher and squeakier.] What happens if you get bit by a vampire? Does that make you ( Read more... )

help plz, most fail vampire ever, this is why he's booth, !event, bones

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[ voice ] roboslaying March 28 2011, 16:46:11 UTC

[ oh god so sorry booth -- you get stuck with the buffybot doing the troubleshooting. ]

There's a vampire on the loose?

[ voice ] unmarryable March 28 2011, 17:11:03 UTC

[This is just so epic. XD]

Not on the loose, no. Well. Actually. Yes. Because someone I know got turned into one, and that only happens from other vampires right?

[ voice ] roboslaying March 28 2011, 17:13:25 UTC

A vampire drains a victim and then makes the victim drink some of their blood. That turns you into one. [ this is delivered almost...encyclopedic-style. ]

[ voice ] unmarryable March 28 2011, 17:16:52 UTC

Okay. So. Yes. At least... one vampire is on the loose. But Bones won't bite anyone. Um. Except me. [Give him a moment, he's freaking out still.]

Is there anyway to turn them back?

[ voice ] roboslaying March 28 2011, 17:25:49 UTC

Nope! All you can do is dust'em!

[ she sounds a little too peppy about this. ]

[ voice ] unmarryable March 28 2011, 17:35:23 UTC

Dust?

[Just stares at his journal. He must have heard it wrong.]

[ voice ] roboslaying March 28 2011, 17:41:01 UTC

[ BRIGHTLY: ] It's how you slay a vampire.

[ voice ] unmarryable March 28 2011, 17:52:32 UTC

Oh.

Well.

Damn. Don't dust Bones, okay? It's not her fault. And she won't hurt anyone unless they deserve it. She said she'll just, you know... go to the bar and stuff.

[ voice ] roboslaying March 28 2011, 19:38:01 UTC

...Well, who sired her?

[ sob if this were the real buffy she would be...much more sympathetic. ]

[ voice ] unmarryable March 28 2011, 20:46:06 UTC

[Pfft but that's half of the fun XD]

I don't know yet. [So tense and quietly angry.]

But when I find him... Are any of the vampires here likely to do something stupid like that?

[ voice ] roboslaying March 29 2011, 13:54:34 UTC

[ not spike. he doesn't bite people! so her programming struggles to bring up buffy's own memories. there is one vampire...ugh. she can't find the name. ]

Are you sure it's not part of an experiment? Some people turned green.

[ voice ] unmarryable March 29 2011, 22:50:42 UTC

Green?

[ voice ] roboslaying March 29 2011, 23:27:36 UTC

Winry's green.

[ voice ] unmarryable March 30 2011, 00:51:17 UTC

From a Shift or something?

[ voice ] roboslaying March 30 2011, 22:47:09 UTC

Exactly that. I think that's also why Spike is missing.

[ voice ] unmarryable March 31 2011, 19:32:17 UTC

He's missing?

But if he's missing then would he have...? [Seriously can't bring himself to say "bit Bones and turned her into a vampire." Just too weird.]

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