from RF
lol!!! don't know if the numbers are right but it is hella neat.
ok, here's translation for the soviet-challenged unfortunate ones amongst us:
1. One human cell contains 75MB of genetic information
2. One sperm cell contains 37.5MB
3. One ml of healthy human male sperm contains a 100 milion sperm cells
4. Average ejaculation lasts approximately 5 seconds and contains 2.25 ml of semen.
5. Thus, male penis data throughput equals: (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25 ml)/5 = (37 500 000 byte/spermatozoa x 100 000 000 spermatozoa/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 sec = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/sec = 1.7 TB/sec (that's Terrabyte, folks. 1000 gigs).
So, as it happens, a female ovum (beizit) can sustain this 1.7TB/sec DDoS attack easily - letting only a single packet through - effectively making it the best hardware firewall in the world. However, this single packet is enough to knock the system up for 9 months.
:-)