A late Valentines Day warning...

Feb 16, 2005 13:43

The dreaded "kissing disease" mono is transferred through saliva from one living host to another. Mono may incubate, biding it's time, in the human host for up to a month before symptoms become apparent. Expect swelling of the throat and lymph nodes, headaches, and extreme fatigue. Victims of mono can be identified by their pale complexion, ( Read more... )

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tragicallyjulia February 16 2005, 22:33:05 UTC
Hahaha!

"Victims of mono can be identified by their pale complexion, shuffling walk and half-lidded eyes."

Dude, I guess have Mono! And here I just thought I ws tired, lazy,and depressed. Go figure. ;-)

"If he or she begins shuffling toward you, perhaps moaning something that sounds like "braaaaiiinns", deny them access to your brain meats - no matter how they plead."

But I don't have a hankering for brains... I'll have to give it time, though.

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serendipity14 February 17 2005, 05:31:51 UTC
That was hilarious ... I could also pass for having mono ... I've been exhausted lately!

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