I said I wasn't going to do these anymore, but I know damn well I'm going to...
First and foremost:
I broke them up.
haha. Sorry andy, thats what you get for fucking with me.
Asthon "I'm awesome!" Kutcher continues to "Punk" Bruce Willis.
Word has it that he's going to marry Demi Moore's wrinkly 42 year old ass, but get this, they want Bruce Willis to be the best man!! Then what? at the reception the party goers can each take a exacto-knife and take turns removing Bruce's balls? christ. Bruce, You were in unbreakble! Why are you letting this happen? Why are you such a bitch? you pussy!
Speaking of being inarticulate, whats up with that Eamon song? Jesus, remember when songwriting what something of a craft? This "song" sounds like it was written by a 6th grader. It's like having Remy Shand shout at you. Buddy, get out the thesaurus. Read a book. Something.
There should be the following 2 rules applied to every sort of music, and if you don't adhere to these rules, your music is not allowed to be released, it would weed out so much un-nessisary bullshit:
a. you must write your own music. (no more american idol, no fake ass divas, no more boy bands. rejoice.)
b. you must pass a test that proving you can read/write at an adult level. (can't you just imagine seeing an interview with the guy from like Puddle of Mudd or something saying "We can begin recording our new CD as soon as I pass that damn test. Attempt # 3 is next week, I know my fans will be with me!")
ATTN: SCENESTERS of ontario's Hardcore/Metalcore scene:
THIS IS YOU. (Right Click on "Download", then "Save Target As")
THIS IS YOU TOO (Right Click on "Download", "Save Target As", watch the first one first, ass)
Is it possible to sum up 90% of the "scene" in like 2 minutes? It's so accurate it's scary. snoogans.
Walking Tall.
I can see the executive meeting now:
"K, so, we'll have the rock in the movie."
"Ok...hmm...but we need an angle"
"hmmmm....how about....THE ROCK....with a Drill!!"
"a drill?? thats crazy talk."
"ok...what about....THE ROCK....with....A BIG PEICE OF WOOD!"
"brilliant"
Atlast! my prayers have been answered once again (first Mike Bullard, then Mandy, now this)....MA$E IS RETURNING TO HIP-HOP!!!
I mean, Lil Jon has been amusing with his "whooo-WHAT!?!"'s, and the long awaited return of Dirt McGirt is something to look forward to, but theres been a serious gap in the "only pronouncing the first two thirds of every word" genre that I think the return of MA$E will remedy.
Word on the street is that his content won't be religious either. So no "Gaw Ble Y'a, aw m' peopl jes' luh' y'a, thou' ah tol' ya tha' we wo' stah'" or nothing like that! DOPE!
In sad news, I guess after Mike Bullard got Yanked from the air, Mandy Moore and I are an item again, and MA$E returning to Hip Hop, the powers that be had to sort of even-out the universe, and the best magazine ever Big Brother got canned by Larry Flynt publishing, and will no longer be around. R.I.P. Big Brother.
In good news though, Google will soon be offering an E-mail Service called G-Mail (Geh-Guu-Guu-GEE-U-NIT!!.....sorry....), and you'll have 1gig of storage. Roughly 170 times the amount of storage I have with Yahoo!. I'm so there.
Matt secretly takes picture with C-List celebrity, man-whore and certified crackfiend, Mr.O.
Yea, I was hoping for Ryan Dunn too.
and finally, The 2004 oscar for best picture and best actor are already predeturmined. Click here for the trailer
PS. to the Hardcore Scenesters: You Also look like this when you "dance":
Hardcore is the new ska and this is the new skanking.
"That's it, it's over. We should probably head to the bar now".
I broke them up.
haha. Sorry andy, thats what you get for fucking with me.
Asthon "I'm awesome!" Kutcher continues to "Punk" Bruce Willis.
Word has it that he's going to marry Demi Moore's wrinkly 42 year old ass, but get this, they want Bruce Willis to be the best man!! Then what? at the reception the party goers can each take a exacto-knife and take turns removing Bruce's balls? christ. Bruce, You were in unbreakble! Why are you letting this happen? Why are you such a bitch? you pussy!
Speaking of being inarticulate, whats up with that Eamon song? Jesus, remember when songwriting what something of a craft? This "song" sounds like it was written by a 6th grader. It's like having Remy Shand shout at you. Buddy, get out the thesaurus. Read a book. Something.
There should be the following 2 rules applied to every sort of music, and if you don't adhere to these rules, your music is not allowed to be released, it would weed out so much un-nessisary bullshit:
a. you must write your own music. (no more american idol, no fake ass divas, no more boy bands. rejoice.)
b. you must pass a test that proving you can read/write at an adult level. (can't you just imagine seeing an interview with the guy from like Puddle of Mudd or something saying "We can begin recording our new CD as soon as I pass that damn test. Attempt # 3 is next week, I know my fans will be with me!")
ATTN: SCENESTERS of ontario's Hardcore/Metalcore scene:
THIS IS YOU. (Right Click on "Download", then "Save Target As")
THIS IS YOU TOO (Right Click on "Download", "Save Target As", watch the first one first, ass)
Is it possible to sum up 90% of the "scene" in like 2 minutes? It's so accurate it's scary. snoogans.
Walking Tall.
I can see the executive meeting now:
"K, so, we'll have the rock in the movie."
"Ok...hmm...but we need an angle"
"hmmmm....how about....THE ROCK....with a Drill!!"
"a drill?? thats crazy talk."
"ok...what about....THE ROCK....with....A BIG PEICE OF WOOD!"
"brilliant"
Atlast! my prayers have been answered once again (first Mike Bullard, then Mandy, now this)....MA$E IS RETURNING TO HIP-HOP!!!
I mean, Lil Jon has been amusing with his "whooo-WHAT!?!"'s, and the long awaited return of Dirt McGirt is something to look forward to, but theres been a serious gap in the "only pronouncing the first two thirds of every word" genre that I think the return of MA$E will remedy.
Word on the street is that his content won't be religious either. So no "Gaw Ble Y'a, aw m' peopl jes' luh' y'a, thou' ah tol' ya tha' we wo' stah'" or nothing like that! DOPE!
In sad news, I guess after Mike Bullard got Yanked from the air, Mandy Moore and I are an item again, and MA$E returning to Hip Hop, the powers that be had to sort of even-out the universe, and the best magazine ever Big Brother got canned by Larry Flynt publishing, and will no longer be around. R.I.P. Big Brother.
In good news though, Google will soon be offering an E-mail Service called G-Mail (Geh-Guu-Guu-GEE-U-NIT!!.....sorry....), and you'll have 1gig of storage. Roughly 170 times the amount of storage I have with Yahoo!. I'm so there.
Matt secretly takes picture with C-List celebrity, man-whore and certified crackfiend, Mr.O.
Yea, I was hoping for Ryan Dunn too.
and finally, The 2004 oscar for best picture and best actor are already predeturmined. Click here for the trailer
PS. to the Hardcore Scenesters: You Also look like this when you "dance":
Hardcore is the new ska and this is the new skanking.
"That's it, it's over. We should probably head to the bar now".