2003 seemed like the longest year ever.
2003 year in review
Top 10 Albums
1. Brand New - Deja Entendu
2. Outkast - Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
3. Rancid - Indestructable
4. BoysNightOut - Make Yourself Sick
5. The*Ataris - So Long, Astoria
6. Andrew WK - The Wolf
7. Blink 182 - untitled
8. NOFX - War on Errorism
9. Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - Take a Break
10. Lagwagon - Blaze
Best New Band: The Network
Most Dissappointing Band: The*Ataris
Song of the Year Andre 3000 - Hey Ya!
Most Highly Anticipated Band: *winkngun*
Next Years Album of the Year: Forever Comes Crashing - Today is the Worst Day of the Rest of Your Life and/Or the next EP.
Top 5 Movies
1. Kill Bill vol. 1
2. Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
3. Haggard
4. Lost in Translation
5. Freddy vs. Jason (while high)
(didn't see it list: matrix revolutions, finding nemo, pirates of the carribean, etc.)
Best old movie I only recently saw: Swingers
Man of the year: Andre 3000
narrowly beating out last years winner, this years runner up: Bam Margera
Woman of the Year: Mandy Moore (for having zero talent and an annoying personality, but still being the apple of my eye)
Best friend-maker: Alcohol, Friendster.com, my own natural dreaminess.
Newcomers of the year: Josey, Christie, Kerry, Kris, my homies at sunrise
Stupidest Trend of the year: People who think loss of common sense is cool and/or attractive. for example: Anyone who spent 85 dollars on a Von Dutch Trucker Hat.
you should be killed instantly award: That teeth-sucking sound that morons make to show disapproval with something, and the people who make it
Vice of the year: drinking.
The "Jumped the shark" award for played-out-ness: Hardcore - "sorry kids, your time is up. Back of the line and let someone else play. If your testosterone is really that high, go check out a football game. Don't make us have to kick you out of the playground like we did with Ska."
Jumping the shark: Trucker Hats*, unusual livejournal formats*, extravigent belt buckles, clear aviators, those stupid army fatuge hats, girls and the color pink.
Next Year's style: Budget Glamour/Shitbag classiness. You'll know what I mean when you start copying me. OHHHH.
Style that will never die: confidence in/and originality
Gadget of the Year: The iPod.
False Advertising of the Year: AXE body spray. I've been wearing it for a few months now and thus far I only bag 3 to 4 times more women than previously.
parties that were off the proverbial heezey (fo sheezey): yegor goes crazy (new years 03), Kai's, Andrea's Halloween, Lena's B-Day, Yegor goes crazy 2: buju bentron's pad, sunrise staff party
weirdest event: me and alex getting reaquainted and being someones misstress are tied. (ps. is there a male version of "mistress"?)
worst event: a friday night in november in a car parked outside york mills station. broken plans/promises/hearts.
Scariest event: Discovering what it was you really wanted all along and then having to turn your back on it.
Activity of the year: Broing down.
people who should stop dicking around and move to TO: Mizark, Josey, Mandy Moore
Landmark of the year: The muthafukkin Island Def-Jam.
Most Highly Anticipated Activity: The Fuck-House Gentlemens Drinking Club Summer Meetings, filming
biggest acomplishment: Becoming a money makin' playa-P.I.M.P. (been hit wit a few shells but I don't walk wit a limp)
lesson learned of the year: fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me
Goals for 2004: Tour with FCC. Skate More. get rich of die tryin'. Drink my life away. love again.
* denotes a trend started by me.
This post is dedicated to the charter members of the fuck-house gentlemens drinking club.
(most of you know who you are).
"throw ya cups up, CHEERS, put em up, Lets Win , Here's a Toast to Never Looking Back Again".
Top 10 Albums
1. Brand New - Deja Entendu
2. Outkast - Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
3. Rancid - Indestructable
4. BoysNightOut - Make Yourself Sick
5. The*Ataris - So Long, Astoria
6. Andrew WK - The Wolf
7. Blink 182 - untitled
8. NOFX - War on Errorism
9. Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - Take a Break
10. Lagwagon - Blaze
Best New Band: The Network
Most Dissappointing Band: The*Ataris
Song of the Year Andre 3000 - Hey Ya!
Most Highly Anticipated Band: *winkngun*
Next Years Album of the Year: Forever Comes Crashing - Today is the Worst Day of the Rest of Your Life and/Or the next EP.
Top 5 Movies
1. Kill Bill vol. 1
2. Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
3. Haggard
4. Lost in Translation
5. Freddy vs. Jason (while high)
(didn't see it list: matrix revolutions, finding nemo, pirates of the carribean, etc.)
Best old movie I only recently saw: Swingers
Man of the year: Andre 3000
narrowly beating out last years winner, this years runner up: Bam Margera
Woman of the Year: Mandy Moore (for having zero talent and an annoying personality, but still being the apple of my eye)
Best friend-maker: Alcohol, Friendster.com, my own natural dreaminess.
Newcomers of the year: Josey, Christie, Kerry, Kris, my homies at sunrise
Stupidest Trend of the year: People who think loss of common sense is cool and/or attractive. for example: Anyone who spent 85 dollars on a Von Dutch Trucker Hat.
you should be killed instantly award: That teeth-sucking sound that morons make to show disapproval with something, and the people who make it
Vice of the year: drinking.
The "Jumped the shark" award for played-out-ness: Hardcore - "sorry kids, your time is up. Back of the line and let someone else play. If your testosterone is really that high, go check out a football game. Don't make us have to kick you out of the playground like we did with Ska."
Jumping the shark: Trucker Hats*, unusual livejournal formats*, extravigent belt buckles, clear aviators, those stupid army fatuge hats, girls and the color pink.
Next Year's style: Budget Glamour/Shitbag classiness. You'll know what I mean when you start copying me. OHHHH.
Style that will never die: confidence in/and originality
Gadget of the Year: The iPod.
False Advertising of the Year: AXE body spray. I've been wearing it for a few months now and thus far I only bag 3 to 4 times more women than previously.
parties that were off the proverbial heezey (fo sheezey): yegor goes crazy (new years 03), Kai's, Andrea's Halloween, Lena's B-Day, Yegor goes crazy 2: buju bentron's pad, sunrise staff party
weirdest event: me and alex getting reaquainted and being someones misstress are tied. (ps. is there a male version of "mistress"?)
worst event: a friday night in november in a car parked outside york mills station. broken plans/promises/hearts.
Scariest event: Discovering what it was you really wanted all along and then having to turn your back on it.
Activity of the year: Broing down.
people who should stop dicking around and move to TO: Mizark, Josey, Mandy Moore
Landmark of the year: The muthafukkin Island Def-Jam.
Most Highly Anticipated Activity: The Fuck-House Gentlemens Drinking Club Summer Meetings, filming
biggest acomplishment: Becoming a money makin' playa-P.I.M.P. (been hit wit a few shells but I don't walk wit a limp)
lesson learned of the year: fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me
Goals for 2004: Tour with FCC. Skate More. get rich of die tryin'. Drink my life away. love again.
* denotes a trend started by me.
This post is dedicated to the charter members of the fuck-house gentlemens drinking club.
(most of you know who you are).
"throw ya cups up, CHEERS, put em up, Lets Win , Here's a Toast to Never Looking Back Again".