[027] Wonderful

[unloved_nymph]

Looking at all the, um, decorations and things reminds me why I'm glad I did all my Christmas shopping in June. Everything was so, um, peaceful. And then I could just go home and glitter glue in peace.

Though I keep having to, um, run out for more as more people arrive.

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[sidewayseeing]

Is the intended conclusion of this holiday not having a portly man in a red coat and hat :

• break into your home under the cover of darkness
• consume a sacrifice of milk and cookies (Usually sugar. Or chocolate chip.)
• leave you material goods in exchange

?

[unloved_nymph]

Santa Claus only comes when you're, um, young. (14 and under as far as I can tell.)

For the rest it is a season of, um, giving. A chance to exchange gifts with the people we care about. Back and forth. Symbolic.

[sidewayseeing]

Oh.
That certainly does explain why we've been -
Yes, under fourteen, certainly.
So, when one reaches the age of majority the task is  p a s s e d  on.
Are the suit and hat still required?

[unloved_nymph]

Not required but, um, fun! I enjoy the hats.

[sidewayseeing]

I am certain that you look perfectly lovely in them.

[unloved_nymph]

I will, um, admit it's hard to look bad in a Santa hat.

[sidewayseeing]

Nonsense, sweetness.
It would be all due to you.

[unloved_nymph]

Thank you.