[006] Irrational

[unloved_nymph]

 Um,

Stay back! I have a knife! It's very sharp and can, um, cut through butter... stuff. So there.

Pleaseohpleaseohplease don't hurt me.

Comments

[unbridledqueen]

Darling--put the sharp objects down and collect all the aerosol cans you can find. If anyone unwanted approaches you, spray them in the face and run.

[unloved_nymph]

But won't that hurt for, um, ever?

[unbridledqueen]

Do you prefer the prospect of dying over the vague possibility of injuring an assailant irreparably?

[unloved_nymph]

...I think I have some spray cans in the, um, kitchen.

[unbridledqueen]

Good girl.