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[unlostsoul]

HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS

I AM TOTALLY AN EX-CON

AND THRONE IS FREAKING JAMES BOND

And yeah.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

Comments

[distant_dragon]

Wait wait wait you're what? What did you do?

And he's what?

My god, our house is one giant moral grey area.

[child_proteus]

the long and short of it?

we are bad ass

[distant_dragon]

Okay, to borrow a phrase?

Duh.

But now I want details.

[unlostsoul]

No clue! But I was totally lucked in some super high-tech prison, gagged and bounded and the works, until Throne snuck his way in and busted me out.

It was kind of awesome.

PS. James Bond = super spy. If we had TVs, I'd suggest a movie night because this is an unacceptable area for you to be lacking in knowledge, D.

Some would argue that's the world.

[distant_dragon]

Holy cow. So if you were gagged and bound and everything then you aren't just an ex-con, you're on the ultra-dangerous end of the spectrum. Or something.

There are many areas where I'm considered unacceptably lacking in knowledge, it sounds like. Maybe we'll luck out and get a television and a slew of movies, hm?

I won't object. I still haven't done anything with this thing, for fear that it'll tell me I'm...oh, a mass-murderer or something equally sordid.

[unlostsoul]

Uh, maybe? I hadn't actually thought about it like that. And I didn't see any other prisoners so as far as I know, that might have just been standard practice. Though I obviously wasn't in for tax fraud. I get binding my hands up, they were just like big handcuffs, but the mouth thing was really weird and uncomfortable.

I think this is a total must, man! Your cultural education is sorely lacking!

Well, I'm some sort of dangerous subversive fugitive, so you'd be in good company, man. By which I mean: don't stress about it. We'll be there for you.

[distant_dragon]

...tax fraud. Pardon me while I laugh myself into a coma. They put you in solitary, even. Mouth thing...? You mean it wasn't just a regular gag? That does not sound inviting.

My cultural education is apparently just fine, if we're not talking your culture. Clearly we need the Sphere to rectify this.

You guys are the best, even after everything. Also, if you're a dangerous subversive fugitive and I am some kind of sordid criminal and Throne is a super-spy, this means we are fully capable of taking over the world for our own nefarious purposes.

[unlostsoul]

It was this huge freaking metal thing that was keeping my mouth shut and my ears plugged. It was really freaky actually.

Chosen has just reminded me that James Bond was a book first, so I'm going to drown you in the stuff. Prepare yourself!

Now we just need a secret clubhouse and decoder rings.

[distant_dragon]

...I can imagine, that sounds so totally unpleasant. I can't help but wonder just why they'd go to lengths like that.

I'm bracing myself for a literary onslaught. Is this my course of study now, sensei?

Do we get signs that say 'keep out'?

[unlostsoul]

Yeah. Exactly. That's what's bugging me too.

You bet! Suave, debonair British dudes with a license to kill. This is what you shall be working on until such time as I say you have completed your studies!

With a frowning skull and crossbones or something? I think so!

[distant_dragon]

They must have had what was -- in their minds -- a valid reason. I can't imagine you calling them names qualifies, especially if it blocked your hearing too...

So in other words you have me studying Argent, but more dangerous.

Absolutely. And sloppily spray-painted words.

[unlostsoul]

BLASPHEMY

[child_proteus]

you so totally compared me to argent?

[unlostsoul]

I did not!

[child_proteus]

[ ooc :: throne circle's Drake comment above, underlining and drawing arrows and lightning bolts around the word 'Argent' ]

[distant_dragon]

What? That was what it sounded like to me!

Bring me books and then we will decide.