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[unlostsoul]

Claw showed me around a bit the other day, so I think I finally have a handle on this place (well, as much as anyone ever does).

More importantly! He gave me the idea to make a map. He's got his flowers to help him remember stuff about people, but I couldn't think of any not-super-dorky special system of my own, so I think I'm just going to take

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OOC: THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. SRSLY.

[distant_dragon]

Apparently what I do and don't know is somewhat odd to some people.

...

[child_proteus]

Understatement of the year. Again. Damn, how do you do that so well?

Don't encourage him.

heehee

[distant_dragon]

I didn't think I was that peculiar. Innate talent.

Why not?

[child_proteus]

You're twenty five shades of peculiar. But I like that about you, so whatever.

Just. Cause. The last thing anybody needs if your encouragement except for me.

[child_proteus]

Dude, did you manage to scrounge a sense of direction? Does this mean our final showdown is on? Or did Claw possibly inform you of my infinite amounts of epicness? Therefore rendering you paralyzed and afraid to bask its never-ending glory?

ALSO.

WTF is up with WAR AND PEACE in the corner, dude?

CURIOUS MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

[unlostsoul]

I have always had of sense of direction! It's totally this place, not me. I swear to you.

And, wow, try not to splash me with that ego there, buddy. It'll totally stain my shirt.

Nothing is up with the corner. You can't see the corner. THE CORNER? NEVER HAPPENED.

[child_proteus]

My spider sense is totally tingling, dude; it says that you're quite possibly a fibber. But! In the end! I'll believe it when I see it in action, dude. The nose knows -- that sort of thing. Let's see, should I possibly throw down the gauntlet? How about Want's version of Hide and Seek. You seek, but I'll tell you where I'm hiding.

Ego, self confidence. Po-ta-to, po-tah-to. Gotta get in the right mindset if I'm gonna own you.

APPARENTLY IT DID. COULDN'T YOU HAVE -- I DUNNO, AT LEAST TORN IT OUT? IT WOULD HELP WITH MY WHOLE PIECE OF MIND THING. OTHERWISE YOU'VE GOT ME CURIOUS.

And when I'm curious, I start to poke.

[unlostsoul]

That's a pretty killer spider sense you have there then. My memory is that they're only supposed to alert you to danger, but yours can tell when someone is lying? Wow.

Hey, be my guest! I like my victories to come with touching, after-school-special morals about pride and the fall.

HERE'S THE WEIRD THING. I DID. Apparently, you still get to read it even if I rip it out. IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO KNOW THAT SOONER.

And now I hope I'm not ticklish.

PS.

[child_proteus]

Also, I'm kind of smitten totally amused with your little self portrait there. Nice to finally have a little doodled face to put to the name.

PS.

[unlostsoul]

Do you notice how my thumbs are on the wrong way? I AM THE BEST ARTIST EVER.

[child_proteus]

REASON NUMBER 34 WHY YOU ROCK SUCK ROCK.

[unlostsoul]

Well, thanks! Maybe when we finally meet I'll do one of you.

As a thank you.

For how helpful and understanding you've been.

[novagravitation]

A-avoid the food?

i didn't--i mean.......

oh.

[unlostsoul]

Oh, Nova! I didn't mean it like that!

I crossed them out because I thought it'd hurt your feelings. Guess I didn't cross hard enough.

[novagravitation]

You didn't?? Are you sure???

seriously avoid the food

but we haven't even met...

[unlostsoul]

I just

Nova, if I ate all the food there wouldn't be any left for the customers, right?

We should meet and if you wanted to make something just for me, I would totally eat that curse my guilty conscience.

[ooc: The strike-outs are carefully and conscientiously illegible this time!]

[cloudy_memory]

Reserved...?

[unlostsoul]

We've only talked a couple of times, but you seem... very careful about what you say, I guess? That's just my impression! And I couldn't think of a really good word for it either.

[cloudy_memory]

First impressions may not be everything.

[unlostsoul]

Definitely. I consider this to be sort of a work in progress.

So, how would you describe yourself? Please picture me here with my pen poised to make changes.