Bitches be crazy.
Ok, sometimes people come along and you really wish you could just kick them in the balls, but you can't so you have to use your words.
I posted a light-hearted and blatantly silly video on YouTube earlier today, and got 2 comments on it. Two HATER comments. So before removing the comments and blocking the people who sent them, I sent them private messages. Here are the comments and my responses.
From antonyr123:
lol...you paly, wow you sad twat LOL
My reply:
You are so SMART!
It took some doing, but I think I figured out what you were trying to tell me in your vastly incoherent and juvenile comment. As a result, I am so impressed that by watching an 8 second video you are able to discern not only my mood, but my hobbies AND the fact that I am a "twat." And since you used your fancy Internet slang to indicate laughter, you had fun doing it! With that kind of spot on intuition and obvious joy, you should be working for the FBI!
How about the NEXT time you want to insult someone, you FIRST grab a dictionary and grammar book so that no one has to decode what the fuck you're trying to say, and THEN say it to someone IN PERSON? In the meantime, I'm sure your family would be brought to tears of proud delight to know that this is how you choose to represent yourself to complete strangers.
AND
From goldrushnumber1:
fat bitch
My reply:
I'm sorry that your life is so sad and repulsive that the only relief you can find is to come to the Internet and insult perfect strangers. I'm also sorry that the best you can come up with is "fat bitch." I mean, the first I've heard a million times before, and is obvious, and the second isn't true, so that makes you a liar. So you're Captain Obvious the Liar. Awesome title, dude. Congratulations. I hope your parents are proud of the fine human being they raised.
Can we say pwned? I think we can. Bitches be crazy.
I posted a light-hearted and blatantly silly video on YouTube earlier today, and got 2 comments on it. Two HATER comments. So before removing the comments and blocking the people who sent them, I sent them private messages. Here are the comments and my responses.
From antonyr123:
lol...you paly, wow you sad twat LOL
My reply:
You are so SMART!
It took some doing, but I think I figured out what you were trying to tell me in your vastly incoherent and juvenile comment. As a result, I am so impressed that by watching an 8 second video you are able to discern not only my mood, but my hobbies AND the fact that I am a "twat." And since you used your fancy Internet slang to indicate laughter, you had fun doing it! With that kind of spot on intuition and obvious joy, you should be working for the FBI!
How about the NEXT time you want to insult someone, you FIRST grab a dictionary and grammar book so that no one has to decode what the fuck you're trying to say, and THEN say it to someone IN PERSON? In the meantime, I'm sure your family would be brought to tears of proud delight to know that this is how you choose to represent yourself to complete strangers.
AND
From goldrushnumber1:
fat bitch
My reply:
I'm sorry that your life is so sad and repulsive that the only relief you can find is to come to the Internet and insult perfect strangers. I'm also sorry that the best you can come up with is "fat bitch." I mean, the first I've heard a million times before, and is obvious, and the second isn't true, so that makes you a liar. So you're Captain Obvious the Liar. Awesome title, dude. Congratulations. I hope your parents are proud of the fine human being they raised.
Can we say pwned? I think we can. Bitches be crazy.