I feel sorry for you, @BigMikeInAustin, but this was funny -- Re: Please stop pressing the reset button on my stomach.
# A stranger in my backyard tried to get her runaway cat to come back, tempting her with cans of open cat food. The cat did not come. So sad.
# The woman said the cat (named Big Girl) had been missing for 3 weeks. Amazingly, wasn't hungry for cat food, nor did she missed the owner.
# How sad it must be, to see your beloved pet briefly, only to have it ignore you and run away. I lost some respect for that cat. :-)
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