First Rocket Jump

[unless_itsafarm]

-The voice that comes over the phone is not happy. In fact, it is the epitome of angry.-

MEDIC! WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZING HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY COFFEE, YOU SICK NAZI SON OF A BITCH!

...

... Mashed potatoes are good, though.

WHY AM I MARRIED TO A JAP? WITH A JAP SON?

... Turkey ain't bad either...

I WANT SOME ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM ON

Comments

[weaponsparked]

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Oh please tell me you aren't this place's incarnation of a weapons master with black armor...

[unless_itsafarm]

Boy you had better start making sense before I put a size 12 boot in your ass shined and ready!

[weaponsparked]

... Just... tell me your name isn't... Ironhide. Please.

[unless_itsafarm]

... Are you coming on to me? Are you some kind of floppy wrist faggot?

[weaponsparked]

... I have no idea what you're asking me.

[unless_itsafarm]

THE QUALITY OF METAL WHICH MY HIDE CONSISTS OF IS NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS, YOU QUEER-EYE BASTARD!

[weaponsparked]

... It's just a name.

[unless_itsafarm]

A name? A NAME?

NAMES ON THE BATTLEFIELD DON'T MAKE YOU SOUND LIKE YOU TWIDDLE DICKS, SON!

[weaponsparked]

What? I don't... are you certain you're speaking English or...?

[unless_itsafarm]

Of course it's not english! I SPEAK AMERICAN!

[weaponsparked]

... Oh forget it, this is useless.

[unless_itsafarm]

DAMN RIGHT YOU'RE USELESS, LIBERACHE!

[weaponsparked]

... Liber what?

[unless_itsafarm]

... I hate you. I don't even know you and I hate you.

[weaponsparked]

That feeling, at least, is mutual.