First Rocket Jump

[unless_itsafarm]

-The voice that comes over the phone is not happy. In fact, it is the epitome of angry.-

MEDIC! WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZING HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY COFFEE, YOU SICK NAZI SON OF A BITCH!

...

... Mashed potatoes are good, though.

WHY AM I MARRIED TO A JAP? WITH A JAP SON?

... Turkey ain't bad either...

I WANT SOME ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM ON

Comments

[brbpouncingyou]

You are so looooud.

Shut up.

[unless_itsafarm]

AND YOU HATE AMERICA!

[brbpouncingyou]

Not really. He's a cool guy.

Or are you referring to the actual country, not the personification?

[unless_itsafarm]

Do you even know how to make sense?

[brbpouncingyou]

There's a guy named America. He's like... the country, but a person. So. Yeah, I make more sense than you. Fuckhead.

[unless_itsafarm]

Don't even PRETEND anything you just said coming out of that shithole you call a mouth made any lick of goddamned reasonable sense, you maggot!

[brbpouncingyou]

What's that? I can't hear you over the stupid coming out of your mouth, dear sir! Perhaps you should try to not be a sub-human bitchy fuckface!

[unless_itsafarm]

You call that an insult? You couldn't insult your way out of a goddamned sissy convention you blistering puss-sucking dick tick!

[brbpouncingyou]

I didn't know that you ran the sissy convention, Sergeant Dickface McCocksucker. Maybe you should also run a "my penis is tiny so I yell to overcompensate" convention, too!

[unless_itsafarm]

My GOD, Private Twinkletits, do you know how to form a sentence without attaching a god forsaken swear word to it? That isn't insulting it's schoolyard pick-yer-nose-ing!

[brbpouncingyou]

My good sir, while I may be swearing now, you're miserable, ignorant, stupid, wretched, and unlovable by even a mother. And later, I'll be using a cussless vocabulary.

[unless_itsafarm]

No no, close but no cigar.

[brbpouncingyou]

Except you're an ugly maggot-infested dog and nobody will ever like you because you suck.

[unless_itsafarm]

THERE YOU GO, PRIVATE PRINCESS CHEEKS! Now you're insulting like a TRUE man!

[brbpouncingyou]

...Princess cheeks? As opposed to what? Prince butt?

[unless_itsafarm]

Would you PREFER to be a prince's butt?