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unless_itsafarm

First Rocket Jump

Nov 26, 2009 21:08

-The voice that comes over the phone is not happy. In fact, it is the epitome of angry.-

MEDIC! WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZING HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY COFFEE, YOU SICK NAZI SON OF A BITCH!

...

... Mashed potatoes are good, though.

WHY AM I MARRIED TO A JAP? WITH A JAP SON?

... Turkey ain't bad either...

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yourfaithfulpet November 27 2009, 08:12:58 UTC

[Unlike Shirou, who seems to be taking this at least calmly. Nana's absolutely terrified and may or may not be lurking back away from the dining room altogether. He was big and loud, which was scary enough but the fact that he was apparently offended by her very presence was just the icing on the cake to speak.]

unless_itsafarm November 27 2009, 08:19:00 UTC

Oh did I scare you, miss?

... I don't think she can form words right now. yourfaithfulpet November 27 2009, 08:44:44 UTC

[He asked that? He's the one who had to just magically appear in her nice quiet home and make things all weird and stuff! She'd liked how things were just Shirou, the drones, and herself. Then he had to come and change everything just like that! To make it worse he goes around yelling really, really loud and saying mean things and then has the gal to ask if he's scared her?]

[All you're going to get is a nervous squeak out of this one, she's practically vibrating with terror. What did you expect? Can you not watch your manners when there is a sensitive young woman around?]

unless_itsafarm November 27 2009, 10:04:29 UTC

Erm... maybe shock and awe ain't such a great approach with the women folk...

yourfaithfulpet November 27 2009, 13:34:54 UTC

[Shock and awe? This is shock and horror.]

[She's not comfortable with your presence so she's going to scoot back now, hoping you'll get distracted by something else. Isn't this obviously the start of a beautiful relationship? She won't, or can't, even talk to you, Mr. May.]

unless_itsafarm November 27 2009, 15:57:00 UTC

-... Welp. Might as well sit down and eat.-

1/2 yourfaithfulpet November 27 2009, 18:59:14 UTC

[Hey, so you mean he's not going to do something mean?]

2/2 yourfaithfulpet November 27 2009, 19:00:21 UTC

[In that case, she's going to creep over the table and get something to eat because she's actually kind of hungry and it looks pretty good too.]

[Just don't do that yelling stuff again just yet, okay?]

unless_itsafarm November 28 2009, 02:57:43 UTC

... Did you cook this? I ask because there's a lack of rice and I know how you Japs are.

-... Smooth, Soldier. Real smooth.-

yourfaithfulpet November 28 2009, 04:48:42 UTC

[Have a pause as her skin looses all color before she shrinks back into her seat. How to tell him that she somehow couldn't remember how to cook at all? She'd been so good at it too!]

N...No I didn't. The city seems to have given this all to us for the holiday.

[Hey! She knew how to cook hamburgers just like in America...doesn't that count?]

unless_itsafarm November 28 2009, 10:42:11 UTC

...

-He suddenly stares at the turkey like it's about to whip out a butterfly knife and kill them all.-

yourfaithfulpet November 28 2009, 10:44:47 UTC

[She actually has enough nerves left to giggle at that.]

I don't think it's poisoned otherwise we would have noticed by now. So it should be perfectly safe... this time.

unless_itsafarm November 28 2009, 12:12:32 UTC

You got a way to spy check a turkey, ma'am?

yourfaithfulpet November 28 2009, 16:42:57 UTC

[blink, blink]

Spy check?

unless_itsafarm November 28 2009, 23:01:53 UTC

This turkey could be a gutless scum sucking spy! It'll kill us all!

yourfaithfulpet November 29 2009, 09:33:07 UTC

We've already cut bits off it. I think it would have tried to kill us by now if it was going to.

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