Tenth Rocket Jump

[unless_itsafarm]

-Ladies and gentlemen, this is 849 Goldberg Street. And for those of you who are not already familiar with it, THIS is the home of the Soldier.

He is drunk. And so is muffled_noises. And they have pots on their heads.

What are they doing with pots on their heads? They are ramming each other.Ladies and gentlemen, this is 849 Goldberg Street. And this is not

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[mokorilove]

Pathetic!!

[Stands there quite firmly with his arms folded.]

You two should be ashamed.

[unless_itsafarm]

-Uh oh. Hold the phone. He did NOT just say that.-

Excuse me?

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[mokorilove]

Headbutting each other with pots on your head? Completely ridiculous. A real, noble, strong manly man--

[mokorilove]

USES ONLY THEIR BARE HEADS!!

[unless_itsafarm]

...

I like the way you think, maggot.

[mokkori_love]

Exactly! If you can out-do him without a pot, think of how much more manly you'll be than him!

[unless_itsafarm]

How about I start with you! You were MANLY enough to suggest it, after all!

[mokkori_love]

The amount of trauma I've been through over the years has built up a manly tolerance! I might be able to hold out for a while!

[No joke. :|]

[unless_itsafarm]

That so? How about we TEST that little claim of yours, maggot.

-And out comes the shovel, extending like some kind of spring loaded knife once pulled from his belt.-

[mokkoriluv]

Huh. Why do you have a shovel for a weapon?

We're having a normal fight then?

[unless_itsafarm]

Put on the pot, son.

[mokorilove]

Do I get to use a weapon, too, if I do?

[unless_itsafarm]

Put. On. The pot.

[mokkori_love]

[Eyeroll. And puts on the pot.]

This is ridiculous. Do you wear these around town? You won't get any pretty mokkori ladies with them.

[unless_itsafarm]

-WHAM! goes the shovel.-

[mokkorilove]

[Falls into a heap.

AND THEN IS RIGHT BACK ON HIS FEET.

MY SKULL HURTS.]

Are you trying to instigate a war?