Ninth Rocket Jump

[unless_itsafarm]

JUST WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS GOING ON NOW?Someone make me a rib sandwich! I cannot rage on an empty stomach

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[rogue_crow]

Do you eat it bones and all? [From his amused tone, Zevran would probably believe it.]

[unless_itsafarm]

... I'm going to assume that you have never tasted the glory that is the BBQ shortrib sandwich.

[rogue_crow]

I cannot say that I have, sadly. But I am from a very different world than this.

[unless_itsafarm]

Then try one! No man's life is complete without at least one rib sandwich. You are simply not allowed to die without one.

[rogue_crow]

Then perhaps I should never have one, just to make sure I live longer.

[unless_itsafarm]

What are you, a coward?

[rogue_crow]

A pragmatist. One does tend to get more done alive than dead.

[unless_itsafarm]

That's just college talk for coward in my book.

[rogue_crow]

And death spells bravery? Usually, to me, it spells 'too stupid to dodge'.

Regardless, I always thought that it was far more impressive to kill one's enemies than die yourself, and that I am excellent at. Sandwiches notwithstanding.

[unless_itsafarm]

...

You had better choose your next words carefully, son. Because my next question is going to determine whether you live or die. Because I promise you, as good as you think you are? You're not even in the same world as me. And I will show you a glimpse of that world if your answer is not 100% satisfactory.

Are you implying that I am, in fact, not a good soldier?

[rogue_crow]

That depends. Do you make a habit of dying, or do you prefer to kill others? I would imagine your own answer to that question would suffice.

[unless_itsafarm]

God has created no finer killing machine than me.

[rogue_crow]

Then clearly you must be a good soldier. But I am of the same mindset as you - when it comes to dying, I would far prefer to inflict it on others than experience it myself.

[unless_itsafarm]

If you are as adverse to dying as you claim, then you might want to shut the hell up.

[rogue_crow]

Tell me - do they have humor on your world?

[unless_itsafarm]

They have rib sandwiches and that's all you need to know, maggot!