Ninth Rocket Jump

Jun 20, 2010 21:28

JUST WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS GOING ON NOW?Someone make me a rib sandwich! I cannot rage on an empty stomach ( Read more... )

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tsunbowmonkey86 June 21 2010, 02:59:09 UTC
[knock

knockknockknock

Now who could that be?

Just a very annoyed-looking little girl holding a plate with a rib sandwich on it.]

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unless_itsafarm June 21 2010, 05:36:04 UTC
Huh. Well isn't that cute.

What's your name, miss?

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tsunbowmonkey86 June 21 2010, 05:43:07 UTC
[glaring so hard] Do ya have ANY IDEA how many STUPID DOORS I had to knock on before I found this STUPID HOUSE?!

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unless_itsafarm June 21 2010, 07:20:03 UTC
Well excuse me, BUTTERCUP. And you need to respect your elders! -Takes his sandwich. Spitefully.-

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tsunbowmonkey86 June 21 2010, 07:25:37 UTC
46! 46 HOUSES, SIR! [She pauses for a moment, taken aback, but shrugs it off and rolls with it.] I AM SICK AND TIRED OF STUPID BOYS TELLIN' ME TO GO GET 'EM FOOD, SO I RESPECTFULLY ASK YA TO GO CHOKE ON YOUR STUPID SANDWICH AND DIE!

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unless_itsafarm June 21 2010, 08:22:46 UTC
-After one bite... Soldier leans over and stares the girl down. In his beady eyes is the look of a man ready to rend death upon her at any moment. This is no ordinary adult, Numbah 86. This is the Soldier. And you do not fuck with the Soldier.-

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tsunbowmonkey86 June 21 2010, 08:29:11 UTC
[staring

right

back]

Enjoyin' your sandwich, sir?

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unless_itsafarm June 21 2010, 10:22:42 UTC
-Chew... chew... cheeeew.-

What's your name, girly?

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tsunbowmonkey86 June 21 2010, 22:01:23 UTC
Numbuh 86, sir.

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unless_itsafarm June 22 2010, 00:54:04 UTC
Listen here, Numbah 86... And you had better damn well clean your FUCKING ears out and listen well.

I don't care who you are, where you come from, or what you do. The only people who talk to me like that are my teammates, and dead people. You are not currently on the RED roster. So that means, if you are choosing to speak to me in that manner, then you are obviously hankering to join the ranks of the worm feeders.

Do I make myself clear?

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tsunbowmonkey86 June 22 2010, 02:56:49 UTC
Crystal. [With that, she turns on her heel and stalks off-- for as much as she'd like to fight the man who had the insolence to force her around, she's not stupid, and knows that she's not only weaponless, but outmatched physically.

Another time, then.]

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