Eighth Rocket Jump

[unless_itsafarm]

-Ladies and gentlemen of Goldberg Street... A car has just blown up. A literal explosion + fireball.

Why, do you ask? What is the cause of all this ruckus?

Well there are two men, you see. Two men dressed in red. And they are both drunk. And bored. And have deadly weapons.

They are playing dodgeball with rockets.-

HA HAAA! That was a good one!

Comments

[inb4gar]

[And here's Shirou seeing this all from his and Soldier's house. He's not really happy about it either, so he'll be rushing outside to the front door.]

HEY!!!

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[unless_itsafarm]

Have a beer, son. It's rec time.

[inb4gar]

... it's what time?

[unless_itsafarm]

RECREATION, PRIVATE!

[inb4gar]

First of all, I'm not a soldier! I'm a civilian!

Second of all, you just destroyed someone's car! That's not only illegal but a huge sign just begging for cops to arrest you for putting people in danger!

[unless_itsafarm]

What are you, some kind of teet-fed sissy? No one was IN the car! It's a casualty of war!

[inb4gar]

Please don't tell me you're going to use that as an excuse to the police.

[unless_itsafarm]

I happen to outrank Grady's fat ass.

[inb4gar]

Oh good. Maybe you can remind him about that when he does come around and tell him to make us a way out of this town for all of us to go back home.

[unless_itsafarm]

Better idea. I put a boot in his ass!

[inb4gar]

... if you manage to do that, I'll have some new respect for you.

[unless_itsafarm]

Already did it once.

[inb4gar]

This counts as one of those 'see it to believe it' things.

[unless_itsafarm]

Grab a beer and stick around, then.

[inb4gar]

I'll pass on the beer, but I guess I should stick around just in case you do get into some trouble. Just try not to get anyone hurt from this.

[unless_itsafarm]

Oh I'm sorry, Little Miss Twinkle Tits, did you want me to get you a bottle of milk instead?