Eighth Rocket Jump

[unless_itsafarm]

-Ladies and gentlemen of Goldberg Street... A car has just blown up. A literal explosion + fireball.

Why, do you ask? What is the cause of all this ruckus?

Well there are two men, you see. Two men dressed in red. And they are both drunk. And bored. And have deadly weapons.

They are playing dodgeball with rockets.-

HA HAAA! That was a good one!

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[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain was walking home, seeming cheerful. He was a little lost but he didn't care. He was also a little drunk.

Then a car beside him exploded!]

☠☠☠☠!

[He went stumbling sideways and fell on his ☠☠☠☠. Looking around he spotted the two other drunks.]

Was that you two ☠☠☠☠?

[muffled_noises]

No, it was some other guys with a flamethrower and a rocket launcher.

[heartstar_blues]

☠☠☠☠ you guys...

[He wasn't in the mood for this. He gets up and goes over, grabbing the car door. Crouching down and giving a grunt, straining to lift what remained of the car door with both hands. Walking towards them.]

You ☠☠☠☠ are going to wait until I pass by. No more rockets my way. You got it?

[unless_itsafarm]

Dodging explosive projectiles is an important part of an active and healthy lifestyle on the battlefield, son. You look like you could use the practice.

Anything goes against The Captain.

[heartstar_blues]

I will ☠☠☠☠ your world Mr. Ugly. Get out of the way.

[The Captain was huffing now, alcohol and lifting heavy things was a stupid idea. He stumbled a bit but still kept a general forward motion.]

[unless_itsafarm]

MY WORLD? Who the hell do you think you are, Private Twinkle Tits!

[heartstar_blues]

I'm the guy who is going to shove my foot so far up your ☠☠☠☠ you'll walk with a limp everytime someone mentions The Captain...

Now, put your little toy gun down and get the ☠☠☠☠ out of my way.

[unless_itsafarm]

I'll put this gun down when you pry it from my cold dead hands, maggot!

And I don't think a sorry sack of horse shit like you has the testicular fortitude needed to meet ME in MY WORLD!

[heartstar_blues]

☠☠☠☠ you. Try me tin head.

[☠☠☠☠, the car door was heavy. He dropped it. Now just walking forward. It was like a slow, stupid, game of chicken.]

[unless_itsafarm]

-Ready. Aim. Fire.

Solly has no objections to shooting at maggots like this.-

[heartstar_blues]

[Boom!

The rocket would knock The Captain off his feet and make him tumble a bit. There was a grunt, a groan, and the man slowly stood back up. Glaring at the man with the rockets. His clothes were torn and scorched. But his body was intact and unharmed.

That had hurt like a ☠☠☠☠ though.]

That's it ☠☠☠☠. I am going to make you give a ☠☠☠☠ to your own gun...

[unless_itsafarm]

Huh. Well that doesn't happen often.

HEY PYRO! Look at this horse fucker. Took a rocket right to the torso and he's still alive.

[heartstar_blues]

Your friend want some too? I will make you both prey for ☠☠☠☠ death...

[Well, The Captain might be exhaggerating right there. He didn't have the superpowers to really do much more than a typical guy.]