April Fool's Rocket Jump

Apr 01, 2010 16:58


UNLESS THIS CALL IS OVER THE SUBJECT OF EXPLOSIVES, HAIR CUTS, AND/OR RIB SANDWICHES, I AM NOT INTERESTED.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME YOU PISS SPEWING SHIT FILLED MAGGOT SCUMBAG!!!

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slapwithpanache April 1 2010, 22:10:30 UTC
GWEAHAHAHAHA! YOU DARE TO SPEAK TO ME IN SUCH A MANNER? YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BOTTOM-FEEDING, SPINELESS SACK OF MEAT.

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unless_itsafarm April 2 2010, 02:28:58 UTC
... Excuse me?

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slapwithpanache April 2 2010, 02:58:59 UTC
'Excuse me', he says, as if severely insulted. Don't pretend you didn't start it. Now be a good boy and quiet down unless you'd like your intestines showing. Some ghosts can travel through phone lines, you know.

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unless_itsafarm April 2 2010, 04:39:43 UTC
I DID NOT ASK FOR ANY OF YOUR FUCKING LIP, YOU SHIT EATING MORON!! WHEN I SAY "EXCUSE ME" THAT MEANS YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND LISTEN, MAGGOT!

DO YOU THINK YOU EVEN HAVE A SMIDGEN OF WHAT IT TAKES TO GO TOE TO TOE WITH ME, YOU TARTY LITTLE PARASITE?

THIS IS MY WORLD. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY WORLD.

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slapwithpanache April 2 2010, 04:52:52 UTC
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're too much. Simply hilarious. Ehehehehehehehaaaahahahahahahaha! As if you could even think of coming out on top with a fight against me!

I've imprisoned one of the most powerful beings in my world, little boy. When you've caught a Star Spirit, you can at least pretend you're in my league.

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unless_itsafarm April 2 2010, 07:04:26 UTC
I have personally killed 6,078 men in cold blood while looking them in the eye; jumped on 1,455 live grenades; and stuffed fourteen feet of my own intestine back into my stomach.
If that doesn't scare you out of your frilly pink leotards, guess what: You are an idiot and you hate America.

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slapwithpanache April 3 2010, 00:15:26 UTC
If you happen to be this America person, I believe I do indeed. Either way, I'm not impressed. Not the least of which because you're almost certainly lying. Now you do realize you're speaking to someone who can't die? Or at least . . . who can't die again.

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unless_itsafarm April 3 2010, 02:18:16 UTC
There is not a thing in any universe I cannot kill.

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