Fun conversation with a student:
ME: As long as you can analyze literature and do some sort of writing, creative or analytical, an English major is pretty easy.
HIM: Creative writing is gay.
ME: Hey, just because I like to write fiction doesn't mean I like women.
HIM: Yes, it does.
ME: That's not a definition of "fiction writer" I've found in any dictionary.
HIM: Get a new dictionary, lesbian.
ME: *spasms of laughter*
HIM: Creative writing is gay.
ME: Hey, just because I like to write fiction doesn't mean I like women.
HIM: Yes, it does.
ME: That's not a definition of "fiction writer" I've found in any dictionary.
HIM: Get a new dictionary, lesbian.
ME: *spasms of laughter*