May 14, 2002 20:06
Circle time, children. Gather round. It's time to hear the life story of the mysteriously sexy Calvin Young.
Lets skip to a few months ago, where it all got complicated. We'll go from there.
I had a boyfriend, (yes for those of you oblivious to the obvious, I am gay.) of 3 years, Kevin Zeller. We were completely in love, or so I thought. Then one day, completely out of the blue, I was dumped. Yes, Calvin Young who has never been dumped in his life got his first. I was hurt. My feminine side had me up many nights crying myself to sleep. Then things got so complicated that even I can't explain them.
But apparently Kev is got a new boy toy.
I want you Kevin Zeller.